The forum needs a little humor.

Wayne

@ifthevamzarockin said:

I would rather not drive a truckload of bags of dog poop and lighter fluid.

@ifthevamzarockin said:
@pocketpiececommems Okay.....okay..... I get it. You only need to tell me 3 or 4 times.

Maybe he just works for FedEx?

Wayne

Wayne

"We USED to have an ant problem"

Cheers, RickO

@Aotearoa said:

@marcmoish said:

Let's avoid politics and keep this thread alive. Please.

Aww shucks, some of the funniest things going on in this country right now are political!

How many psychiatrist's does it take to change a Christmas light bulb?
......
First the bulb has to want to change.
What?

Wayne

Wayne

Wayne

A young lad named John, who went to visit his grandfather in a remote area of the County. In the morning John's grandfather prepared a delicious breakfast of bacon, eggs, sausage and toast.

However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Grandpop, are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get 'em. Eat up!”

For lunch the old man made hamburgers, and the plates had specks on them. “'Are you really sure these plates are clean?” asked John.

Grandpop said, “Those dishes are as clean as cold water can get ‘em—and I don't want to hear another word about it!'”

Later, as John was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl.

John yelled, “Grandpop, your dog won't let me get to my car.”

Without diverting his attention from the football game on TV, the old man shouted, “Coldwater, go lay down now, ya hear?!”