@emeraldATV said:
If a water utility service merges with a sewer utility service, what is the end product?
Who knows, butt, I'm out of there, if that's my only choice.
Since bars are closed tonight, I walked into ..A Speak Easy...so I removed my mask and shouted..
"God Save The Queen" and with that being said, the drinks were free my friends.
X
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The lawyer for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I duped you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that bull came home this morning.
No clue, your guess is as good as mine.
This one was forwarded, there must be something odd about the tennis ball in his beer - the kid thinks its hysterical, frankly I did not, but figured others or Aussie's here might know better.
Edited to add many days later, it's a cricket ball, confirmed by others in the know!
@marcmoish said:
No clue, your guess is as good as mine
This one was forwarded, there must be something odd about the tennis ball in his beer - the kid thinks its hysterical, frankly I did not, but figured others or Aussie's here might know better.
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FYI - True Tale ! Tail ?
The story also.
Since bars are closed tonight, I walked into ..A Speak Easy...so I removed my mask and shouted..
"God Save The Queen" and with that being said, the drinks were free my friends.
X
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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
ELIPHINO.
Pete
I thought last night was boring until I woke up this morning and found this on my fancy telephone book
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The lawyer for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I duped you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that bull came home this morning.
We are now in a year called "2020 won".
Next year is "2020 ɪɪ".....
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It certainly does !
But first, lets read Little Red Ridding Hood to him.
After all he is our landlord.
My favorite algebra equation
Oldhoopster...laughed out loud here because of your equation.
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Why was Brett Favre in Australia?
Smitten with DBLCs.
No clue, your guess is as good as mine.
This one was forwarded, there must be something odd about the tennis ball in his beer - the kid thinks its hysterical, frankly I did not, but figured others or Aussie's here might know better.
Edited to add many days later, it's a cricket ball, confirmed by others in the know!
Cheers, RickO
Should have been banned back in 1969...horrible song and I am a BIG Neil Diamond fan.
It's a cricket ball!
Smitten with DBLCs.
This thread.....
We really did need it. The guillotine that @ricko shared, I really did LOL.
"Should have been banned back in 1969...horrible song and I am a BIG Neil Diamond fan."
DUH, duh, duh.........
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
I am
Pete
Still do.
So true!
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