A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
I read in the news several months ago that someone named their new born twins Corona and Covid for real.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in These that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks ... .And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
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Chuck Norris' bear skin rug is actually a live bear too afraid to move.
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Who's Chuck Norris ?
Trust me, you don't want to know!
Ohh, That guy with Christey Brinkley ?
That's Billy Joel.
Not if Chuck Norris wanted her.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Should be good for a Pulitzer.
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Walker Texas Ranger
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What did the FOX say at midnight ? ///// Its a Christmas tradition around the world, the animals talk. \\\
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"Horton hears a WHO".
Thanks Doc.
I agree @marcmoish !
Truth be told, it took me a minute, put my glasses on, and boom!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Ya, but she wanted Chevy Chase.
I remember that scene. A great underrated show. I still use the name "Rusty Shackleford ".
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Cheers, RickO
I read in the news several months ago that someone named their new born twins Corona and Covid for real.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
I'll bet some of us have done this....
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in These that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks ... .And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Cheers, RickO
Olives on Eggs Benedict? That's the most outrageous thing I've ever seen posted on this forum.
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That's a variation called Eggs Benedict Arnold.
Groan......
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