A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“What are you doing!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father.
“Dad, what music did you like growing up?”
“I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies.
“Who?” the son asks.
“Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
There was a blonde driving in her car on the highway and crashed into the car in front of her. A cop came over to her and asked what happened. She said. "Officer no matter where I turn there is a tree! If I turn left or turn right there is a tree!" The officer leaned over and said ma'am that is your air freshener.
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True story:
Sitting in a church during a Christmas, midnight service.
The youth paster announces (Children in front 3 rows, with a packed house)
There is no Christmas delivery service (Edited for The youth )
I busted out laughing and left.
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Something doesn't seem the way it used to be.
Where's the snow in that snowglobe?
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A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“What are you doing!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
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A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father.
“Dad, what music did you like growing up?”
“I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies.
“Who?” the son asks.
“Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
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There was a blonde driving in her car on the highway and crashed into the car in front of her. A cop came over to her and asked what happened. She said. "Officer no matter where I turn there is a tree! If I turn left or turn right there is a tree!" The officer leaned over and said ma'am that is your air freshener.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Pete
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Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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Pete
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Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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Pete
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True story:
Sitting in a church during a Christmas, midnight service.
The youth paster announces (Children in front 3 rows, with a packed house)
There is no Christmas delivery service (Edited for The youth )
I busted out laughing and left.