The forum needs a little humor.
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@1Mike1 said:
I went to cancel a doctors appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a weeks notice. I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free.“OK so I need to reschedule for two weeks out.”
“Is three weeks ok?”
“Yep.”
“Alright, you’re all set for three weeks from now. Anything else I can do for you?”
“Yes I need to cancel my appointment.”
“We need a weeks notice.”
“My appointment is three weeks away.”
“Oh. OK. Sure.”
“Thank you.”
That’s gold!
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Pete
"LOL........I can bark in seven languages".
"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon7 -
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Glass coffins: will they gain popularity?
Remains to be seen.
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Does anyone know how to download a .mp4 file to this thread (or convert one to a useable format)? It's a roughly 10 second video. When I tried to download it a pop-up said the file format is not supported.
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@SkyMan said:
Does anyone know how to download a .mp4 file to this thread (or convert one to a useable format)? It's a roughly 10 second video. When I tried to download it a pop-up said the file format is not supported.If it's online somewhere, I think you can just paste the URL into the main dialogue box. You might want to try it out on the Testing forum first. Don't know how to upload mp4, or if it's even possible.
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My kid asked me where does poo come from? I explained the process and he looked stunned and perplexed. After a few moments of awkward silence he asked, "And Tigger?"
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The bitterness of "Poor Quality" is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.11 -
This one's a classic. You people heard it?:
It’s the seventh game of the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right behind first base. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’
‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the seventh game of the World Series, and not use it?’
The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series game we haven’t been to together since we got married.’
‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’
The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
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My wife told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift that she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown10 -
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Pete
"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon9 -
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ?
Rick O'Shea !6 -
Q: What's Irish and sits by the pool?
A: Patty O'FurnitureSmitten with DBLCs.
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Pete
"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon6 -
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Signs of Aging
You don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't
have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the
police.
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber
today.
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
...and 'an all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the
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dumb question here:
are political jokes about political leaders allowed?Today is the first day of the rest of my life0 -
Thanks, just asking...
better to ask than to suffer consequences...Today is the first day of the rest of my life4 -
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown6 -
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown8 -
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Pete
"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon5 -
Fauci misses the mark
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@hammer1 said:
Fauci misses the markHe's also a lousy pitcher.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire8 -
Boy, he doesn't want anyone to catch anything
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@Drizzt said:
Boy, he doesn't want anyone to catch anythingThat’s funny😂
I’ve gotta say that was thee worst opening day pitch I’ve ever witnessed 😂The bitterness of "Poor Quality" is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.3 -
Oh, there’s way worse. Do a quick search and have some fun watching people totally blow it. Even professional athletes have done worse.
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No comment needed..Today is the first day of the rest of my life16 -
Pilots and FA's needed...
social distancing guaranteed... actually a brilliant Idea!
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So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
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"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon9 -
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
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@CoinJunkie said:
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
No joke. Food for thought.
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@ms70 said:
@CoinJunkie said:
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
No joke. Food for thought.
Understood. I was going for a double entendre as you posted it in a humor thread.
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@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?This was the sort of post that would have led to six months of rejoinders back in the old Open Forum days.
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’
He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
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Pete
"I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon8 -
Most of generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."My mother taught me LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
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"We have a rule around here - everyone wears a mask"
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