@1Mike1 said:
I went to cancel a doctors appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a weeks notice. I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free.
“OK so I need to reschedule for two weeks out.”
“Is three weeks ok?”
“Yep.”
“Alright, you’re all set for three weeks from now. Anything else I can do for you?”
Does anyone know how to download a .mp4 file to this thread (or convert one to a useable format)? It's a roughly 10 second video. When I tried to download it a pop-up said the file format is not supported.
@SkyMan said:
Does anyone know how to download a .mp4 file to this thread (or convert one to a useable format)? It's a roughly 10 second video. When I tried to download it a pop-up said the file format is not supported.
If it's online somewhere, I think you can just paste the URL into the main dialogue box. You might want to try it out on the Testing forum first. Don't know how to upload mp4, or if it's even possible.
My kid asked me where does poo come from? I explained the process and he looked stunned and perplexed. After a few moments of awkward silence he asked, "And Tigger?"
It’s the seventh game of the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right behind first base. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’
‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the seventh game of the World Series, and not use it?’
The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series game we haven’t been to together since we got married.’
‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’
The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
Signs of Aging
You don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't
have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the
police.
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber
today.
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
...and 'an all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the
bathroom.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
No joke. Food for thought.
Understood. I was going for a double entendre as you posted it in a humor thread.
@ms70 said:
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
This was the sort of post that would have led to six months of rejoinders back in the old Open Forum days.
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That’s gold!
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Pete
"LOL........I can bark in seven languages".
Glass coffins: will they gain popularity?
Remains to be seen.
Does anyone know how to download a .mp4 file to this thread (or convert one to a useable format)? It's a roughly 10 second video. When I tried to download it a pop-up said the file format is not supported.
U.S. Type Set
If it's online somewhere, I think you can just paste the URL into the main dialogue box. You might want to try it out on the Testing forum first. Don't know how to upload mp4, or if it's even possible.
My kid asked me where does poo come from? I explained the process and he looked stunned and perplexed. After a few moments of awkward silence he asked, "And Tigger?"
This one's a classic. You people heard it?:
It’s the seventh game of the World Series, and a man makes his way to his seat right behind first base. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’
‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the seventh game of the World Series, and not use it?’
The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series game we haven’t been to together since we got married.’
‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’
The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
My wife told me that if I bought her one more stupid gift that she would burn it. So I bought her a candle.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Could’ve gotten her a good cigar and offered to help.
Pete
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ?
Rick O'Shea !
Q: What's Irish and sits by the pool?
A: Patty O'Furniture
Smitten with DBLCs.
Pete
Signs of Aging
You don't care where your spouse goes, as long as you don't
have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the
police.
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber
today.
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
...and 'an all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the
bathroom.
dumb question here:
are political jokes about political leaders allowed?
No, good thread, let’s not get it closed.
Thanks, just asking...
better to ask than to suffer consequences...
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Pete
Fauci misses the mark
He's also a lousy pitcher.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Boy, he doesn't want anyone to catch anything
That’s funny😂
I’ve gotta say that was thee worst opening day pitch I’ve ever witnessed 😂
Oh, there’s way worse. Do a quick search and have some fun watching people totally blow it. Even professional athletes have done worse.
No comment needed..
Pilots and FA's needed...
social distancing guaranteed... actually a brilliant Idea!
So if that plane is flying at 1mph UNDER the speed of sound, and you run from the back to the front at 3mph, are you breaking the sound barrier OR being the first to travel faster than sound WITHOUT breaking the sound barrier?
Pete
Is this some kind of joke?
But since you asked, you may be moving faster than the speed of sound but since the air inside the plane is traveling roughly as fast as you, you're not really breaking a barrier.
No joke. Food for thought.
Understood. I was going for a double entendre as you posted it in a humor thread.
This was the sort of post that would have led to six months of rejoinders back in the old Open Forum days.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’
He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Pete
Most of generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
"We have a rule around here - everyone wears a mask"
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television