A friend from work said he recently bought $140 worth of half dollars it contained $45 in 90%. One full roll of walkers and the rest Kennedys. I was a little green wishing I could score like that.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
How One letter can destroy your life…….
A husband, attending a one-week convention in Jamaica.
After a few drinks at the bar with a new found friend, he sends a text message to his wife:
Business is going well, having a great time.
Wish you were her.
As I was driving down the road this caught my attention,
a man sitting on a curb, his hands pressed tightly together with his eyes closed and a tear in his eye. I stopped the ATV (lol) and walked over to him.
I asked "whats your name my friend".
He replied, Jesus Christ.
OOOOk I replied.
Then he stood up quick as a blink and said, "You dont belive me do you"
Welllll..., I said.
Follow me, as he turns around and walks into the bar.
As we enter the bar, the barmaid shouts out from across the bar,
"Jesus Christ you again"
Then he turns to me and says "now buy me a drink".
@emeraldATV said:
As I was driving down the road this caught my attention,
a man sitting on a curb, his hands pressed tightly together with his eyes closed and a tear in his eye. I stopped the ATV (lol) and walked over to him.
I asked "whats your name my friend".
He replied, Jesus Christ.
OOOOk I replied.
Then he stood up quick as a blink and said, "You dont belive me do you"
Welllll..., I said.
Follow me, as he turns around and walks into the bar.
As we enter the bar, the barmaid shouts out from across the bar,
"Jesus Christ you again"
Then he turns to me and says "now buy me a drink".
That reminds me of an old joke from Catholic school:
It's Christmas night. The shepherds appear to honor the birth of the King, whereupon one of them steps in some sheep poop and yells: "Jesus Christ!"
Then Joseph turns to Mary: "That sounds OK. It's better than 'Herman'."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
Get even with her. Buy yourself a nice coin and don't tell her.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I’m probably late to the party, but I once mailed a letter to a friend even though I didn’t have a stamp. I simply wrote the return address as the mailing address and when the letter got returned for insufficient postage, it got delivered to the destination.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I went to cancel a doctors appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a weeks notice. I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free.
“OK so I need to reschedule for two weeks out.”
“Is three weeks ok?”
“Yep.”
“Alright, you’re all set for three weeks from now. Anything else I can do for you?”
“Yes I need to cancel my appointment.”
“We need a weeks notice.”
“My appointment is three weeks away.”
“Oh. OK. Sure.”
“Thank you.”
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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@emeraldATV ... Luke, I am your father!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fIH6GMIJg
I might be bi-polar after drooling over Hansen’s trade dollar set (1879). Since I can’t afford it I thought I draw how I feel.
https://www.pcgs.com/setregistry/collectors-showcase/date-sets/hashtags-prefect-coin-grading-service-1879/album/7621
^^ I instantly felt pressure in my head when I looked at that ^^
Pete
Neighbors around here complain about kids setting off fireworks at all hours, year around.
No. 9 for sure, hell ye!
we can talk about coins & can share pictures of coins but make no mistake, keep....your...distance!
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and for those of you wondering!
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Where's the chair with me not in it? Two week notice.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Pete
Proof Buffalo Registry Set
Capped Bust Quarters Registry Set
Proof Walking Liberty Halves Registry Set
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A friend from work said he recently bought $140 worth of half dollars it contained $45 in 90%. One full roll of walkers and the rest Kennedys. I was a little green wishing I could score like that.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Pete
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
How One letter can destroy your life…….
A husband, attending a one-week convention in Jamaica.
After a few drinks at the bar with a new found friend, he sends a text message to his wife:
Business is going well, having a great time.
Wish you were her.
“We are only their care-takers,” he posed, “if we take good care of them, then centuries from now they may still be here … ”
Todd - BHNC #242
As I was driving down the road this caught my attention,
a man sitting on a curb, his hands pressed tightly together with his eyes closed and a tear in his eye. I stopped the ATV (lol) and walked over to him.
I asked "whats your name my friend".
He replied, Jesus Christ.
OOOOk I replied.
Then he stood up quick as a blink and said, "You dont belive me do you"
Welllll..., I said.
Follow me, as he turns around and walks into the bar.
As we enter the bar, the barmaid shouts out from across the bar,
"Jesus Christ you again"
Then he turns to me and says "now buy me a drink".
Pete
Ain't that the truth!
Someone suggested I post this In this thread. True story.
https://forums.collectors.com/discussion/1040958/feedback-fit-for-a-queen#latest
Practice makes perfect & nobody is perfect. So, practice being nobody.
That reminds me of an old joke from Catholic school:
It's Christmas night. The shepherds appear to honor the birth of the King, whereupon one of them steps in some sheep poop and yells: "Jesus Christ!"
Then Joseph turns to Mary: "That sounds OK. It's better than 'Herman'."
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy;
I don’t know and I don’t care.
i've watched many of these and imo, this is one of the best. especially the middle third. don't recall if the thumbnail is in the vid.
funny animal comp
I always liked this one:
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Ya but what's in the bag?
Flaming dog poop.
Edit, if it is any of your fing business.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I called my wife a shirt ironer yesterday.... She's doing the laundry now...
Get even with her. Buy yourself a nice coin and don't tell her.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I’m probably late to the party, but I once mailed a letter to a friend even though I didn’t have a stamp. I simply wrote the return address as the mailing address and when the letter got returned for insufficient postage, it got delivered to the destination.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I went to cancel a doctors appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a weeks notice. I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free.
“OK so I need to reschedule for two weeks out.”
“Is three weeks ok?”
“Yep.”
“Alright, you’re all set for three weeks from now. Anything else I can do for you?”
“Yes I need to cancel my appointment.”
“We need a weeks notice.”
“My appointment is three weeks away.”
“Oh. OK. Sure.”
“Thank you.”
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown