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  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:
    It's been a while since I studied math, so I'm not sure about this.

    But I think 8-1 is better than 6-3

    Just as I said, a beatdown of epic proportions. Take a good look Steve, this could be your Eagles in a few weeks.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    By the way, just ignore that (2-8) underneath the Giants logo, it had nothing to do with our performance tonight, we're unstoppable!

  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭✭✭

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You are not much of a Dallas fan, Double D, even for a fake one...🤔

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Panthers new mascot obviously isn't striking fear into their opponents.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @thisistheshow said:
    You are not much of a Dallas fan, Double D, even for a fake one...🤔

    I'm a hardcore, loyal, devoted, fake Cowboys fan....unless they're playing my cats.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:
    The Panthers new mascot obviously isn't striking fear into their opponents.

    I think this is more appropriate.

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Can Seattle step it up tonight and beat the stinkin' Cowboys?

    The Seahawks do have a 2-3 record on the road. Not terribly bad. However the books at a +9 dog, aren't giving them much of a chance.

    Maybe Dak will be looking past this game to the Eagles game, and throw in a clunker? But Dak does seem to be having great games this season against the lesser teams.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:
    Can Seattle step it up tonight and beat the stinkin' Cowboys?

    The Seahawks do have a 2-3 record on the road. Not terribly bad. However the books at a +9 dog, aren't giving them much of a chance.

    Maybe Dak will be looking past this game to the Eagles game, and throw in a clunker? But Dak does seem to be having great games this season against the lesser teams.

    We got this, the Seahawks are no match for our superpowers, we're on a roll right now, and to be quite frank, we're unstoppable. But being a hardcore fake Cowboys fan over the years has taught me one lesson, always be prepared for disaster.

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    Can Seattle step it up tonight and beat the stinkin' Cowboys?

    The Seahawks do have a 2-3 record on the road. Not terribly bad. However the books at a +9 dog, aren't giving them much of a chance.

    Maybe Dak will be looking past this game to the Eagles game, and throw in a clunker? But Dak does seem to be having great games this season against the lesser teams.

    We got this, the Seahawks are no match for our superpowers, we're on a roll right now, and to be quite frank, we're unstoppable. But being a hardcore fake Cowboys fan over the years has taught me one lesson, always be prepared for disaster.

    I can't see the Seahawks beating the Cowboys tonight. But in the NFL ya never know, whatever way the ball bounces.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    Can Seattle step it up tonight and beat the stinkin' Cowboys?

    The Seahawks do have a 2-3 record on the road. Not terribly bad. However the books at a +9 dog, aren't giving them much of a chance.

    Maybe Dak will be looking past this game to the Eagles game, and throw in a clunker? But Dak does seem to be having great games this season against the lesser teams.

    We got this, the Seahawks are no match for our superpowers, we're on a roll right now, and to be quite frank, we're unstoppable. But being a hardcore fake Cowboys fan over the years has taught me one lesson, always be prepared for disaster.

    I can't see the Seahawks beating the Cowboys tonight. But in the NFL ya never know, whatever way the ball bounces.

    Never underestimate the Cowboys ability to screw things up. ☝️

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    Can Seattle step it up tonight and beat the stinkin' Cowboys?

    The Seahawks do have a 2-3 record on the road. Not terribly bad. However the books at a +9 dog, aren't giving them much of a chance.

    Maybe Dak will be looking past this game to the Eagles game, and throw in a clunker? But Dak does seem to be having great games this season against the lesser teams.

    We got this, the Seahawks are no match for our superpowers, we're on a roll right now, and to be quite frank, we're unstoppable. But being a hardcore fake Cowboys fan over the years has taught me one lesson, always be prepared for disaster.

    I can't see the Seahawks beating the Cowboys tonight. But in the NFL ya never know, whatever way the ball bounces.

    Never underestimate the Cowboys ability to screw things up. ☝️

    Good point. But usually Dak, Jerry, and the gang do that in big games.

    Perhaps this still is a big game for a playoff spot.

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This Dallas thread sure does get quiet when the Cowboys are losing - especially when they are at home! Plenty time left though to luck out a win. Down 21-20 3rd qtr

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Uh Oh! 28 - 20 Seahawks.

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    65 points on the board and still over 11 minutes to play.

    Not exactly a fine display of defense. 😆

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well, Dak has a chance to be a hero now. Let's see if he grabs the opportunity.

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Both defenses must be gassed right about now.

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    OH NO! Seattle doesn't make 4th and 1 - Cowboys drive right down and score the TD and 2 point conversion good for a 38-35 lead - what a stupid call by the seattle coach!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Come on Bills, how about playing some winning football today?

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:
    The Panthers new mascot obviously isn't striking fear into their opponents.

    I don't understand? There's a score listed today that shows the game final with the Panthers having 9 points and the opposing team having 7 points. If I recall correctly, 9 points is a bigger number than 7 points, which would technically mean the Panthers won the game.

    Since the Panthers winning a game is an impossibility, it must be a typo. I plan on investigating this matter as soon as I get around to it. 🔍

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Jeopardy answer is: Bills 21, Cowboys 3 at halftime

    The Jeopardy question is: What is a good start?

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dak displaying his usual lifetime, game to game inconsistency.

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 17, 2023 3:29PM

    @stevek said:
    Dak displaying his usual lifetime, game to game inconsistency.

    You simply cannot trust the Cowboys

    They will win handedly next week and the bandwagon will get rolling again, dont you worry 🙄

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Cowboys just waved the white flag of surrender, but the refs said that was against the rules.

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:

    @stevek said:
    Dak displaying his usual lifetime, game to game inconsistency.

    You simply cannot trust the Cowboys

    They will win handedly next week and the bandwagon will get rolling again, dont you worry 🙄

    If they're home, I didn't check their schedule.

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They go into Miami next week, two hyped up teams that struggle against solid opponents so something will give there lol

  • craig44craig44 Posts: 11,238 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Big win by Buf. the AFC better hope the Bills dont make it to the tournament. there are no AFC teams that could beat them right now. they are white hot.

    George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.

  • craig44craig44 Posts: 11,238 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    They go into Miami next week, two hyped up teams that struggle against solid opponents so something will give there lol

    maybe neither team will win, ends in a tie...

    George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 17, 2023 5:07PM

    @craig44 said:
    Big win by Buf. the AFC better hope the Bills dont make it to the tournament. there are no AFC teams that could beat them right now. they are white hot.

    The NFL so wants a Chiefs vs Bills AFC Championship game,

  • craig44craig44 Posts: 11,238 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:

    @craig44 said:
    Big win by Buf. the AFC better hope the Bills dont make it to the tournament. there are no AFC teams that could beat them right now. they are white hot.

    The NFL so wants a Chiefs vs Bills AFC Championship game,

    @perkdog said:

    @craig44 said:
    Big win by Buf. the AFC better hope the Bills dont make it to the tournament. there are no AFC teams that could beat them right now. they are white hot.

    The NFL so wants a Chiefs vs Bills AFC Championship game,

    Me too!!!

    George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm saying right now, I'll have a much more enjoyable Christmas Eve if the Dolphins can win this football game.

    Come on Miami, don't let me down.

  • BillJonesBillJones Posts: 33,975 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dallas just cooperated and fumbled away a touchdown on the 1 yard line!

    Retired dealer and avid collector of U.S. type coins, 19th century presidential campaign medalets and selected medals. In recent years I have been working on a set of British coins - at least one coin from each king or queen who issued pieces that are collectible. I am also collecting at least one coin for each Roman emperor from Julius Caesar to ... ?
  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well that was stupid of Miami's coach - going for it on 4th and goal instead of the 3 point field goal........see if it comes back to haunt them.

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 24, 2023 4:20PM

    Game is coming down to the wire

    Dallas 23
    Miami 22

    Book it

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    Game is coming down to the wire

    Dallas 23
    Miami 22

    Book it

    Check that

    Dallas D disappeared

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:

    @perkdog said:
    Game is coming down to the wire

    Dallas 23
    Miami 22

    Book it

    Check that

    Dallas D disappeared

    Dallas has been like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde this season. They can't do nothing wrong at home, but can't do nothing right on the road. Not sure I've ever seen this dramatic of a contrast in performance between a team's home games and road games since I've been following the NFL?

  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭✭✭

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    😄😄😄😄😄

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 24, 2023 5:53PM

    @stevek said:

    @perkdog said:

    @perkdog said:
    Game is coming down to the wire

    Dallas 23
    Miami 22

    Book it

    Check that

    Dallas D disappeared

    Dallas has been like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde this season. They can't do nothing wrong at home, but can't do nothing right on the road. Not sure I've ever seen this dramatic of a contrast in performance between a team's home games and road games since I've been following the NFL?

    It all boils down to you just can't trust the Cowboys

    I've always liked them but I simply don't take them all that seriously

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Skip has alot of good points, he would have done a better job tonight than McCarthy, first drive why not give it to Pollard instead of whoever that FB was?

  • BillJonesBillJones Posts: 33,975 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When the cowboys wonder off the ranch, they are a different team. The Eagles need to take note and run the table on three teams with losing records.

    Retired dealer and avid collector of U.S. type coins, 19th century presidential campaign medalets and selected medals. In recent years I have been working on a set of British coins - at least one coin from each king or queen who issued pieces that are collectible. I am also collecting at least one coin for each Roman emperor from Julius Caesar to ... ?
  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I was going to make an ultra-derogatory post about Jerry Jones, and all the Cowboys players and fans, including their relatives and pets. However I didn't wish to tarnish the unblemished reputation of Eagles fans.

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:
    I was going to make an ultra-derogatory post about Jerry Jones, and all the Cowboys players and fans, including their relatives and pets. However I didn't wish to tarnish the unblemished reputation of Eagles fans.

    It's nice to know you'll be watching my Cowboys pulverize Washington today, and leave our pets out of this, they're very loyal to their team!

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    I was going to make an ultra-derogatory post about Jerry Jones, and all the Cowboys players and fans, including their relatives and pets. However I didn't wish to tarnish the unblemished reputation of Eagles fans.

    It's nice to know you'll be watching my Cowboys pulverize Washington today, and leave our pets out of this, they're very loyal to their team!

    Well, looks like your Panthers gobbled up the number 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

    Perhaps that will help catapult them back to at least respectability. But they are going to need a basically flawless draft in the other picks as well, to climb out of their deep hole.

  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:

    Well, looks like your Panthers gobbled up the number 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

    that pick belongs to my team B)

    thanks Tepper!

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @stevek said:

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    I was going to make an ultra-derogatory post about Jerry Jones, and all the Cowboys players and fans, including their relatives and pets. However I didn't wish to tarnish the unblemished reputation of Eagles fans.

    It's nice to know you'll be watching my Cowboys pulverize Washington today, and leave our pets out of this, they're very loyal to their team!

    Well, looks like your Panthers gobbled up the number 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

    Perhaps that will help catapult them back to at least respectability. But they are going to need a basically flawless draft in the other picks as well, to climb out of their deep hole.

    @stevek said:

    @doubledragon said:

    @stevek said:
    I was going to make an ultra-derogatory post about Jerry Jones, and all the Cowboys players and fans, including their relatives and pets. However I didn't wish to tarnish the unblemished reputation of Eagles fans.

    It's nice to know you'll be watching my Cowboys pulverize Washington today, and leave our pets out of this, they're very loyal to their team!

    Well, looks like your Panthers gobbled up the number 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

    Perhaps that will help catapult them back to at least respectability. But they are going to need a basically flawless draft in the other picks as well, to climb out of their deep hole.

    It doesn't matter who we draft, we're doomed to fail, we got no guts, no heart, we just lost to Booger Mayfield!

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,633 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Like clockwork as soon as the announcement of the incredible or best season ever by a kicker is finished the FG gets blocked lol

  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,991 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @galaxy27 said:

    @stevek said:

    Well, looks like your Panthers gobbled up the number 1 pick in the upcoming draft.

    that pick belongs to my team B)

    thanks Tepper!

    You're right. I usually don't begin following it until around two weeks before.

    Good grief - I saw saw where the Panthers don't even have a first round pick.

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