Walker Proof Digital Album Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
@dpoole said:
God the Father, Jesus and Moses went out to play golf. Moses nailed a shot off the tee, straight down the fairway, 150 yards. Jesus lined up his shot and hit it like an arrow down the middle of the fairway, 200 yards.
Then God got up, took a gratuitous practice swing, gave the ball a powerful whack while trumpets sounded...and it dribbled ten feet off the tee.
Then a rabbit came out of the woods from the left of the tee, grabbed the ball in his mouth and ran off to the right.
Then a fox came out of the woods on the right, grabbed the rabbit and the ball in HIS mouth, and ran down the fairway.
Then an eagle swooped down from the clouds, grabbed the fox, the rabbit and the ball in his talons, and flew off toward the green.
Then there was a mighty peal of thunder, and a lightning bolt struck the eagle, the fox and the rabbit dead. The ball fell on the green and bounced into the hole.
Then Moses turned to the other two: "Look. Did you guys come out here to play golf, or just to %$^# around??"
A fisherman pulled up to the dock with hundreds of fish. The game warden asked, did you catch all those fish today? The fisherman said yes and the game warden replied BS.
The game warden then asked where he caught them all. The fisherman said right out there in the middle. The game warden said BS! So the fisherman agreed to take him out and show him.
Once they got out there the fisherman lit a stick of dynamite and handed it to him and asked, Are you gonna fish or you gonna BS all day?
This social distancing stuff is getting out of hand. I was visiting my mother this morning and just before leaving I went in for a hug and she elbowed me in the face!
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
It tells the well-known story about a love affair between a middle-aged college professor and a 14-year old girl and shows what things were like in 1962.
Due to a couple of bad actors who have been warned and at this point should know better, we have been flooded with reports on this thread. I would like to allow you all to have a fun OT post during this time but if it continues to be an issue I will need to shut it down.
Fellers: How did you interpret this joke? My wife and I disagree. I thought it meant that the doctor was telling her that she had 10 then nine seconds to live. My wife says no. It means that the doctor is saying she has ten, then nine seconds left on this appointment. What do you say?
10 then 9 seconds to live is the way I laughed at it.
The bitterness of "Poor Quality" is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
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Pencil ******* strike through?
E-T finger strike through?
removed for HIPAA laws.
Struck-through mighty mouse?
U.S. Type Set
Husband In Training.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
How coin collectors are created.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
A fisherman pulled up to the dock with hundreds of fish. The game warden asked, did you catch all those fish today? The fisherman said yes and the game warden replied BS.
The game warden then asked where he caught them all. The fisherman said right out there in the middle. The game warden said BS! So the fisherman agreed to take him out and show him.
Once they got out there the fisherman lit a stick of dynamite and handed it to him and asked, Are you gonna fish or you gonna BS all day?
This social distancing stuff is getting out of hand. I was visiting my mother this morning and just before leaving I went in for a hug and she elbowed me in the face!
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Frenchman walk into a bar..... those were the days.
U.S. Type Set
the wait and duration of this clip was killing me, I guessed from first second it's is a roll of toilet paper.
Was I correct?
My sheep dogs were deemed COVID Non Essential Workers, so they stay home.
**The sheep are running amok. **
Peyronies little brother.
Massive tp storage.
Got this one today and it reminded me of @justacommeman
“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson
My digital cameo album 1950-64 Cameos - take a look!
He once ran a marathon because it was on the way.
His 1913 Bugatti still has that new car smell.
A full third of his body weight is gravitas.
He is.............. The Most Interesting Man In The World.
"Lolita" was a film released in 1962.
It tells the well-known story about a love affair between a middle-aged college professor and a 14-year old girl and shows what things were like in 1962.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
My precious!
Pacific Northwest Numismatic Association
Due to a couple of bad actors who have been warned and at this point should know better, we have been flooded with reports on this thread. I would like to allow you all to have a fun OT post during this time but if it continues to be an issue I will need to shut it down.
Thank you
Heather Boyd
PCGS Senior Director of Marketing
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This is to help the complainers in these trying times:
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They can now buy one at 40% off!
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
I love it!
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The sign on my Complaint Dept would read:
Your complaint has been noted. We thank you for your concern.
Ahh, so it was you! The insider, In the closet, with the monkey wrench.
CRH is like!
OMG! Did you guys see that joke abo.... OH Hey Heather!
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I'm kinda confused, does that mean 7 or -7
Draw lines and anyone will stand in them!
I cannot unthink that.
Thanks a lot.
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working" Pablo Picasso
I thought like you did at first.
I hate to say it but now I think your wife is right.
It’s the weekend, put a bottle of wine in each room in your house, and then you can go bar hopping...
U.S. Type Set
The older I get the more I understand why Ernest T. Bass threw rocks at people.
10 then 9 seconds to live is the way I laughed at it.
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I suspect the next epidemic will be cabin fever.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Do not watch if you have a fear of heights.
These guys are crazy.
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