A guy had a friend who'd played golf his whole life. The friend was all depressed one day, said he couldn't see the ball so well any more, and had to give up his favorite sport. The guy told him that was silly, that he had an uncle who was 101 years old, but had eyes like a hawk. He should invite the uncle to go out to the course with him, the uncle could spot where the ball went, and the friend could go right on playing.
The friend was all excited. He invited the guy's uncle out to the course the next day. The friend teed up on the first hole, and hit the ball 200 yards...somewhere.
Mexico called. They are willing to help with the wall now.
Did you know COVID spelled backwards is DIVOC... Like no one knows what DIVOC is going on.
Do you know what goes well with corona virus...Lyme disease
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Walker Proof Digital Album Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".
@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".
@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".
Just a thought on the coin-s ifthevamzarocken
Remember those best friends gold charms
You bought them hole and sepatated them in a wishbone motion.
Kinda like, ...a....For what ever reason chosen.
Cool find.
@Onastone said:
Apparently there is a Corolla Virus sweeping our planet and practically everyone will get a Corolla. I understand it started in Toyota City. Many experts have said frequent car washing may help delay this, but don't be surprised if next week you find yourself behind the wheel of a Corolla.
My very first car back in 1975 was a Toyota, but it wasn't a Corolla.
It was a Corona Deluxe. (check it on Google if you don't believe me).
"Gold is money, and nothing else" (JP Morgan, 1912)
"“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)
During this "shelter in place" I went to Walmart to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I thought to myself, "Really?" If you know me you know my sarcasm.
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered, "Of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck."
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
This is PAGE TWO of, "A History of the World". For page one go to the 3rd page of this thread and see my 11:06 am 3/26/2020 post. It's bloopers that both grade school and college students wrote in their tests, that are then stitched together in a "history". I'm sorry this one got tilted when it was scanned, but you can still make out most of it...
@SkyMan said:
This is PAGE TWO of, "A History of the World". For page one go to the 3rd page of this thread and see my 11:06 am 3/26/2020 post. It's bloopers that both grade school and college students wrote in their tests, that are then stitched together in a "history". I'm sorry this one got tilted when it was scanned, but you can still make out most of it...
Thanks for posting this @SkyMan .
Now, after reading about Hamlet relieving himself after his soliloqy, I have to sanitize my monitor because it was a literal LOL and SAOTP (Sprayed All Over the Place.).😂😂
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A guy had a friend who'd played golf his whole life. The friend was all depressed one day, said he couldn't see the ball so well any more, and had to give up his favorite sport. The guy told him that was silly, that he had an uncle who was 101 years old, but had eyes like a hawk. He should invite the uncle to go out to the course with him, the uncle could spot where the ball went, and the friend could go right on playing.
The friend was all excited. He invited the guy's uncle out to the course the next day. The friend teed up on the first hole, and hit the ball 200 yards...somewhere.
"You see where it went?"
"Sure. I got eyes like a hawk."
"So where'd it go?"
"I forget."
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Keep them coming.
The BOSS is now on Day 9 of the BIG Q. (No symptons, possible exposure to a positive person at work).
She is clawing at the windows.
I told her that she cannot place an Amazon Order while she is in Q, so it would not possibly spread COVID Internet Virus.
Humor helps so here it goes:
Mexico called. They are willing to help with the wall now.
Did you know COVID spelled backwards is DIVOC... Like no one knows what DIVOC is going on.
Do you know what goes well with corona virus...Lyme disease
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YOU can watch the boob tube. My better half has a long list of 'do's' around the house for me to take care of.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
I've actually had to start rationing my to-do list...
Smitten with DBLCs.
Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
Parking lot find! A half penny!
Is that a strike thru or lamination I see?
All of the above plus split planchet and many other errors...... very rare one of a kind error!
Edited to add: And don't try to tell me it didn't leave the mint that way.
LOL
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Hope you paid him in pesos.
Inglés, por favor.
Si intentas hablar españo. . . .
Never understood any of that! 🙂
No ..... lucky fishes especially with Mr. EOC around
Paradise, actually the Pacific Ocean is closed in California.
Zero pressure on the fish.
Will you quit fooling with your coin collection and come to bed?
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
Just a thought on the coin-s ifthevamzarocken
Remember those best friends gold charms
You bought them hole and sepatated them in a wishbone motion.
Kinda like, ...a....For what ever reason chosen.
Cool find.
@emeraldATV
Glad you like it........ sorry it doesn't have a little more corrosion for ya.
I didn't find the other half...... maybe I will find a new friend in the future.
My very first car back in 1975 was a Toyota, but it wasn't a Corolla.
It was a Corona Deluxe. (check it on Google if you don't believe me).
"“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)
"I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)
That's a classy looking car! They sure don't make them like that anymore!
During this "shelter in place" I went to Walmart to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I thought to myself, "Really?" If you know me you know my sarcasm.
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered, "Of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck."
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
Yeah it is!
Dining alone in the basement
Lafayette Grading Set
Lafayette Grading Set
That's disgusting! You could offer me a 13 V-Nickel to eat um and I wouldn't!
Where's the vomit emoticon?
Hilarious
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working" Pablo Picasso
Let's see how long that one will last here.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
from a friend down South
"My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I piddle, it cleans the toilet!"
If you haven’t watched Tiger King you need to...
A video of me until May 1.
I'M GOING TO RENO!!!!!
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I'm NOW HERE!!!
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
This is PAGE TWO of, "A History of the World". For page one go to the 3rd page of this thread and see my 11:06 am 3/26/2020 post. It's bloopers that both grade school and college students wrote in their tests, that are then stitched together in a "history". I'm sorry this one got tilted when it was scanned, but you can still make out most of it...
U.S. Type Set
Who makes blonde jokes?
Brunettes on a Saturday night, because they have nothing else to do.
U.S. Type Set
Thanks for posting this @SkyMan .
Now, after reading about Hamlet relieving himself after his soliloqy, I have to sanitize my monitor because it was a literal LOL and SAOTP (Sprayed All Over the Place.).😂😂
Catholic School Humor.
3 Sisters were having fund raisers 4 times
a week as their time was running short.
One day in a car crash all three perished.
God knowing them well, sent them down to Lou for self-reflection.
3 weeks later Lou calls God.
"Sir, you must get these nuns out of here, Now" !
"Cake Sales, Bingo, Carnivals".
"Their 100 dollars short of air conditioning"
to be continued
.