The forum needs a little humor.

OKbustchaser · March 27, 2020 11:08AM

Coronavirus Rhapsody

https://kcrr.com/coronavirus-rhapsody-this-will-make-your-date-video/?trackback=fbshare_mobile&fbclid=IwAR06hbIVfPbLohL0NRUE_9-gr4-PQ8sjTO41P8XKPBaCQTVcRbi_W8em7GE

dpoole · March 27, 2020 2:12PM

A guy had a friend who'd played golf his whole life. The friend was all depressed one day, said he couldn't see the ball so well any more, and had to give up his favorite sport. The guy told him that was silly, that he had an uncle who was 101 years old, but had eyes like a hawk. He should invite the uncle to go out to the course with him, the uncle could spot where the ball went, and the friend could go right on playing.

The friend was all excited. He invited the guy's uncle out to the course the next day. The friend teed up on the first hole, and hit the ball 200 yards...somewhere.

"You see where it went?"

"Sure. I got eyes like a hawk."

"So where'd it go?"

"I forget."

Bullsitter · March 27, 2020 3:03PM

mustangmanbob · March 27, 2020 3:52PM

Keep them coming.

The BOSS is now on Day 9 of the BIG Q. (No symptons, possible exposure to a positive person at work).

She is clawing at the windows.

I told her that she cannot place an Amazon Order while she is in Q, so it would not possibly spread COVID Internet Virus.

Mgarmy · March 27, 2020 4:06PM

Humor helps so here it goes:

Mexico called. They are willing to help with the wall now.

Did you know COVID spelled backwards is DIVOC... Like no one knows what DIVOC is going on.

Do you know what goes well with corona virus...Lyme disease

hammer1 · March 27, 2020 4:24PM

hammer1 · March 28, 2020 7:25AM

Sonorandesertrat · March 28, 2020 8:53AM

YOU can watch the boob tube. My better half has a long list of 'do's' around the house for me to take care of.

Aotearoa · March 28, 2020 10:50AM

I've actually had to start rationing my to-do list...

Justacommeman · March 28, 2020 12:12PM

ifthevamzarockin · March 28, 2020 12:18PM

Parking lot find! A half penny!

bearcave · March 28, 2020 12:36PM

Is that a strike thru or lamination I see?

@ifthevamzarockin said:
Parking lot find! A half penny!

ifthevamzarockin · March 28, 2020 12:39PM

@bearcave said: Is that a strike thru or lamination I see?

All of the above plus split planchet and many other errors...... very rare one of a kind error!

Edited to add: And don't try to tell me it didn't leave the mint that way.

bearcave · March 28, 2020 12:42PM

LOL

1Mike1 · March 28, 2020 2:27PM

I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".

hammer1 · March 28, 2020 2:35PM

@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".

Hope you paid him in pesos.

mustangmanbob · March 28, 2020 4:33PM

@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".

Inglés, por favor.

Si intentas hablar españo. . . .

bearcave · March 28, 2020 4:38PM

@mustangmanbob said:

@1Mike1 said:
I’ve been seeing a therapist for a little over six moths. The other day he said something that brought tears to my eyes, he said "no hablo englis".

Inglés, por favor.

Si intentas hablar españo. . . .

Never understood any of that! 🙂

Paradisefound · March 28, 2020 4:38PM

No ..... lucky fishes especially with Mr. EOC around

@Smudge said:

@ErrorsOnCoins said:
Wow, They just closed the Pacific Ocean here in San Diego.

The Ocean is closed

Those poor fishes.

ctf_error_coins · March 28, 2020 4:47PM

@Paradisefound said:
No ..... lucky fishes especially with Mr. EOC around

@Smudge said:

@ErrorsOnCoins said:
Wow, They just closed the Pacific Ocean here in San Diego.

The Ocean is closed

Those poor fishes.

Paradise, actually the Pacific Ocean is closed in California.

Zero pressure on the fish.

WillieBoyd2 · March 28, 2020 5:06PM

Will you quit fooling with your coin collection and come to bed?

emeraldATV · March 28, 2020 9:00PM

Just a thought on the coin-s ifthevamzarocken
Remember those best friends gold charms
You bought them hole and sepatated them in a wishbone motion.
Kinda like, ...a....For what ever reason chosen.
Cool find.

ifthevamzarockin · March 28, 2020 9:23PM

@emeraldATV

Glad you like it........ sorry it doesn't have a little more corrosion for ya.

I didn't find the other half...... maybe I will find a new friend in the future.

DoubleEagle59 · March 28, 2020 9:25PM

@Onastone said:
Apparently there is a Corolla Virus sweeping our planet and practically everyone will get a Corolla. I understand it started in Toyota City. Many experts have said frequent car washing may help delay this, but don't be surprised if next week you find yourself behind the wheel of a Corolla.

My very first car back in 1975 was a Toyota, but it wasn't a Corolla.

It was a Corona Deluxe. (check it on Google if you don't believe me).

Onastone · March 29, 2020 5:33AM

@DoubleEagle59 said:

My very first car back in 1975 was a Toyota, but it wasn't a Corolla.

It was a Corona Deluxe. (check it on Google if you don't believe me).

That's a classy looking car! They sure don't make them like that anymore!

hammer1 · March 29, 2020 8:38AM

marcmoish · March 29, 2020 12:46PM

During this "shelter in place" I went to Walmart to buy a bag of food for my dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I thought to myself, "Really?" If you know me you know my sarcasm.

So on impulse I told her no, that I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered, "Of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck."

I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!

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bearcave · March 29, 2020 1:54PM

Yeah it is!

@Kirk222 said:
Really old joke that is still funny as hell.

pocketpiececommems · March 29, 2020 7:17PM

Dining alone in the basement

pocketpiececommems · March 29, 2020 7:18PM

amwldcoin · March 29, 2020 7:20PM

That's disgusting! You could offer me a 13 V-Nickel to eat um and I wouldn't!
Where's the vomit emoticon?

@pocketpiececommems said:

Dining alone in the basement

Swampboy · March 29, 2020 10:45PM

@hammer1 said:

Hilarious

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WillieBoyd2 · March 30, 2020 7:42AM

Let's see how long that one will last here.

marcmoish · March 30, 2020 8:07AM

from a friend down South

"My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I piddle, it cleans the toilet!"

ShadyDave · March 30, 2020 9:28AM

If you haven’t watched Tiger King you need to...

topstuf · March 30, 2020 10:08AM

hammer1 · March 30, 2020 10:46AM

hammer1 · March 30, 2020 2:06PM

mannie gray · March 30, 2020 2:07PM

@Bullsitter said:

A video of me until May 1.

1Mike1 · March 30, 2020 4:08PM

@hammer1 said:

I'M GOING TO RENO!!!!!

PerryHall · March 30, 2020 4:22PM

I'm NOW HERE!!!

SkyMan · March 30, 2020 6:00PM

This is PAGE TWO of, "A History of the World". For page one go to the 3rd page of this thread and see my 11:06 am 3/26/2020 post. It's bloopers that both grade school and college students wrote in their tests, that are then stitched together in a "history". I'm sorry this one got tilted when it was scanned, but you can still make out most of it...

hchcoin · March 30, 2020 7:10PM

SkyMan · March 30, 2020 10:01PM

Who makes blonde jokes?

Brunettes on a Saturday night, because they have nothing else to do.

mannie gray · March 30, 2020 10:36PM

@SkyMan said:
This is PAGE TWO of, "A History of the World". For page one go to the 3rd page of this thread and see my 11:06 am 3/26/2020 post. It's bloopers that both grade school and college students wrote in their tests, that are then stitched together in a "history". I'm sorry this one got tilted when it was scanned, but you can still make out most of it...

Thanks for posting this @SkyMan .
Now, after reading about Hamlet relieving himself after his soliloqy, I have to sanitize my monitor because it was a literal LOL and SAOTP (Sprayed All Over the Place.).😂😂

emeraldATV · March 30, 2020 10:57PM

Catholic School Humor.
3 Sisters were having fund raisers 4 times
a week as their time was running short.
One day in a car crash all three perished.

God knowing them well, sent them down to Lou for self-reflection.

3 weeks later Lou calls God.
"Sir, you must get these nuns out of here, Now" !
"Cake Sales, Bingo, Carnivals".

"Their 100 dollars short of air conditioning"

marcmoish · March 31, 2020 6:56AM

to be continued

ironmanl63 · March 31, 2020 7:05AM

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