@marcmoish said:
in honor of @jkrk present situation, I present an older one, written various versions but this one always makes me laugh.
A man was walking along the beach in Oregon and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.
A genie appeared, thanked the man for letting him out, and said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed from Coos Bay. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick."
The genie considered for a few moments and sighed, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
Pre 1994 re NHL NY rangers..prior to winning the Stanley cup (prob also told in Boston and or Chicago). At the time the joke was...
"I wish for peace in the Middle East.
Genie "they've been fighting forever. 5000 -10,000 yrs .. I'm sorry your request is impossible"
"I understand. Then, how about the rangers winning the Stanley cup?"
The Amazon just delivered my new line of sight prosthetic".
Aaaand..... I had to buy a safe. Sometimes I wear it. The gals dig the armor wear. Still waiting for that.
I was wondering how us "Old Timers" lasted this long with no bike helmets, no parental supervision when we rode our bike to the next city to go fishing, camped out in the back yard, drank hose water, rode dirt bikes in shorts, and jumped on outdoor trampolines without protective nets everywhere - ??????????? Not to mention playing in the local "Creek" (AKA sewer pipes) that was said to be the problem of "Sleeping Sickness" ----
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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i have done similar things unfortunately. i DID feel appropriate dumb afterwards.
speaking of dumb
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Pre 1994 re NHL NY rangers..prior to winning the Stanley cup (prob also told in Boston and or Chicago). At the time the joke was...
"I wish for peace in the Middle East.
Genie "they've been fighting forever. 5000 -10,000 yrs .. I'm sorry your request is impossible"
"I understand. Then, how about the rangers winning the Stanley cup?"
Genie, "Let's discuss peace in the Middle East".
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Coco is that clock teasing you again ?
Oh Mickey your so fine, ...These edibles are Incredible.
Carvana proto type.
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"It's not nice to fool mother nature"
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Patience... Seems to be an uncommon trait in these times...
Cheers, RickO
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That top picture would be more entertaining if there was a shark coming up with it's mouth open behind those feet!
Long lost humor from two of the best. Those days are gone forever!!
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The Amazon just delivered my new line of sight prosthetic".
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That was great - reminds me of the Time buddy Hackett was on and told the joke about the guy that mixed his "P"s and "F"s up...........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
And made with gin.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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walter mathau?
Pete
Dollar ? Dollar , lets go, it's bring your dog to the ball game night.
Why are you shaking.
I was wondering how us "Old Timers" lasted this long with no bike helmets, no parental supervision when we rode our bike to the next city to go fishing, camped out in the back yard, drank hose water, rode dirt bikes in shorts, and jumped on outdoor trampolines without protective nets everywhere - ??????????? Not to mention playing in the local "Creek" (AKA sewer pipes) that was said to be the problem of "Sleeping Sickness" ----
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
That was great!! I miss those days!
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I've been looking for a setup like that ! 🥴