"...and five children sat at breakfast. And the morning music was playing. And they were eating chocolate cake. And singing songs to me. Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! And we had a ball. Until....."
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida.
The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "And I had a large theatre built in the house."
The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.
She wrote: Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious Thank you so much."
I get it, but most younger people dont get the joke lmao
I get it. Yabba dabba doo!!!
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"...and five children sat at breakfast. And the morning music was playing. And they were eating chocolate cake. And singing songs to me. Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! And we had a ball. Until....."
she came down. And when she saw what the children were eating... [when his wife sees that he has given the kids chocolate cake for breakfast] I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one
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"...and five children sat at breakfast. And the morning music was playing. And they were eating chocolate cake. And singing songs to me. Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! And we had a ball. Until....."
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida.
The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "And I had a large theatre built in the house."
The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.
She wrote: Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious Thank you so much."
Love, Mama
i'm tellin' ya, this just completely supports my hypothesis; adults are nothing but larger version of children...
(for those that do stuff like this and those of me that enjoy it!)
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I get it. Yabba dabba doo!!!
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Neighbors were complaining everytime I cut the grass a tornado rips thru their backyard -
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she came down. And when she saw what the children were eating... [when his wife sees that he has given the kids chocolate cake for breakfast] I've always heard about people having a conniption, but I've never seen one
Wife asked me if I knew how to ride - I said "Of course, no problem"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A real Man Cave and Coffee Shop
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umm funny humorous or funny ironic, you be the judge (i really only post it because of the end)
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I think he was trying to imitate the highway sign🙈
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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A Kennedy Half.
What ?
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