A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning.
She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied.
"And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"
"I would have gotten out today."
If you remember what page the original joke was on then you really do have a great memory.
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if you cheated and looked
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"Some times you feel like a nut".
And sometimes a Lifesaver makes it all better.
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The Man Cave with a few and AC
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Cheers, RickO
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
CU #3245 B.N.A. #428
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I asked my son if he wanted to play a game of pinball.
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He politely corrected me, isn't it called bowling.
Just think about it Boop.......The Betty and Bugs Show.
For the life of me I wish I could see what you are seeing in your pictures
Thank you, Heavenly Father, for first loving us.
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HMMMMM, that ear wax taste better than frosted flakes
Ya know, after looking at this picture, I must say that this is one BIG CAT or an awfully small man.
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Wall of HONOR transaction list:WonderCoin, CoinFlip, Masscrew, Travintiques, lordmarcovan, Jinx86, Gerard, ElKevvo
We're on a misshen ... from gahd!!
Well just maybe he's Captain Texas.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Memory test.
I told this joke before.
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning.
She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied.
"And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"
"I would have gotten out today."
If you remember what page the original joke was on then you really do have a great memory.
If you didn't remember the joke then join the club.
if you cheated and looked
up the joke and found the page number you clearly have too much time on your hands.
Thanks to pandemic,
I have some of that here!!
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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two guys are fighting over a piece of food. MORSEL COMBAT.
Stop replying and we won’t have to see them. Block him like the rest of us.