Love the guy at the right of the screen, McDonald’s cup in hand, just watching. lol
That's all you can do is watch.
Try protecting the guys you would end up on the floor.
She looks like she was trained for this. And sis in the back looks like she's got one on the hook too. The guy over by the pop machine is enjoying it mightily.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Rocky, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
'Cooter'
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.
The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eye s and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the Newspaper, the headline declared...
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco'
Monkey steals money from toll booth worker in India
A monkey managed to steal about Rs. 5,000 (US$70) after it climbed into a toll booth in Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India https://youtu.be/6yE30AWXTAc
Monkey steal coronavirus samples
In India a troop of monkeys attacked a medical official and stole blood samples belonging to patients who had tested positive for the coronavirus.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..."
"Go away!" cried the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!"
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well you just stay right there while l get you a fork, cuz they cut off my electricity this morning."
A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.
The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.
His friend says, 'It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment.'
'Why is that?'
'Because they wanted to acquit you!'
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Jerry Springer never had a brawl that good!
My hearse story was in rural MD.
😂
The summer of 2020 bikini
What did they call this style.
A pompadue ?
Not my era.
Also look at the PMD.
Then look at the strike,.
Yo, I found were the hairdressers are gathering.
She looks like she was trained for this. And sis in the back looks like she's got one on the hook too. The guy over by the pop machine is enjoying it mightily.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Why boat safety training is necessary...especially if you are no Jean-Luc Picard.
Fake. That wrench is closer to 15mm.
How To Install A Home Security System.....
Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Rocky, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
'Cooter'
There was a guy who believed that simplicity was the best.
"Back from China - don't feel well"
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
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Coins on Television
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"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I think @hammer1 needs one of these, for fun
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I'm perfectly capable of doing that without a hoverboard.
1980-------------and you could still smoke on the Tonight Show.
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Me too
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Has it been 40 years since caddy shack came out? Man! I knew I was old but not that old!
AT or NT?
Ask Paradise Found (about the above pic).
She'll know.
Pete
Murder at Costco
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $10,000.
The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eye s and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Costco Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the Newspaper, the headline declared...
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco'
U.S. Type Set
This is funny because no one was seriously hurt - the last one is the best[worst]
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LMAO! @1630Boston
Monkey steals money from toll booth worker in India
https://youtu.be/6yE30AWXTAc
A monkey managed to steal about Rs. 5,000 (US$70) after it climbed into a toll booth in Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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On a serious note though, this is bad.
Monkey steal coronavirus samples
In India a troop of monkeys attacked a medical official and stole blood samples belonging to patients who had tested positive for the coronavirus.
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May not be funny to everyone but I like the basketball reference.
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..."
"Go away!" cried the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!"
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well you just stay right there while l get you a fork, cuz they cut off my electricity this morning."
Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She cleaned thoroughly and sprayed everything down.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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A girl brings her fiance home for dinner to meet her parents. After dinner, the mother asks the father to find out about the guy.
The father asks the young man to go into the study with him, and have a drink. "So, what are your plans?" he asks the young man.
"I'm a Torah scholar."
"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," says Dad. "Admirable. But how will you provide my daughter a nice house to live in, such as she is accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man answers, "and God will provide for us."
"And children? How will you support your children?"
"Don't worry, sir. God will provide," replies the fiance.
The conversation goes on like that, and each time the father questions the young idealist, the fiance insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks her husband, "How'd it go, Honey?"
The father says, "He has no job and no plans. But the good news is, he thinks I'm God."
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.
The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.
His friend says, 'It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment.'
'Why is that?'
'Because they wanted to acquit you!'