That last one reminds me of a promotion that the bungy jump guys ran here a number of years ago: Jump naked for free. The promotion was quickly pulled after hordes of young travellers took them up on the offer.
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That last one reminds me of a promotion that the bungy jump guys ran here a number of years ago: Jump naked for free. The promotion was quickly pulled after hordes of young travellers took them up on the offer.
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.
The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"
"I didn't have to," Steve replied.
"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!"
A young boy asks a policeman for help finding his father. The policeman says ok what’s he like. The kid responds beer and women with big breasts. I cleaned it up a little.
A woman and her lover are in bed and her son walks in on them but quickly hides in the closet to save himself from embarrassment. The woman's husband comes home and she tells her lover to hide in the closet. The lover tells the son "boy its dark in here". The son says hey I have a baseball I can sell you for $1,500. The lover says no way and the son says my father is right out there so the lover says ok ok I'll give you the $1,500. About a week later the same thing happens, the lover hides in the closet and says to the son, boy its dark in here. This time the son has a $1,500 baseball mitt for sale and again the lover pays for it. The next day the husband asks the son, hey, how about we play some catch together. The son replies sorry dad, I sold my ball and glove for $3,000. The dad is shocked and says you should be ashamed of yourself for taking advantage of someone like that I want you to go to church and ask for forgiveness. The son reluctantly goes to church and goes directly to the confessional and closes the door. He hears the priest come in and sit down and quickly open the slide. Before the son can speak the priest says boy its dark in here.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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Republicans don't understand
THE DEBT CEILING
Liberals don't understand
THE DEBT CEILING
NO ONE understands
THE DEBT CEILING
SO, allow me to explain ...
Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer-backup in your neighborhood. Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceiling.
What do you think you should do?
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Cool, so I reckon this thread stays alive for many more pages.
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this one's just not kosher!
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That last one reminds me of a promotion that the bungy jump guys ran here a number of years ago: Jump naked for free. The promotion was quickly pulled after hordes of young travellers took them up on the offer.
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I was there
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Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.
The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"
"I didn't have to," Steve replied.
"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' So, Here I am!"
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A priest, rabbi, minister and lawyer went deep sea fishing. The boat sank and all four found themselves in shark infested waters.
The priest, rabbi and minister did not survive. The lawyer swam to shore untouched by the sharks.
Why you ask?
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A young boy asks a policeman for help finding his father. The policeman says ok what’s he like. The kid responds beer and women with big breasts. I cleaned it up a little.
A woman and her lover are in bed and her son walks in on them but quickly hides in the closet to save himself from embarrassment. The woman's husband comes home and she tells her lover to hide in the closet. The lover tells the son "boy its dark in here". The son says hey I have a baseball I can sell you for $1,500. The lover says no way and the son says my father is right out there so the lover says ok ok I'll give you the $1,500. About a week later the same thing happens, the lover hides in the closet and says to the son, boy its dark in here. This time the son has a $1,500 baseball mitt for sale and again the lover pays for it. The next day the husband asks the son, hey, how about we play some catch together. The son replies sorry dad, I sold my ball and glove for $3,000. The dad is shocked and says you should be ashamed of yourself for taking advantage of someone like that I want you to go to church and ask for forgiveness. The son reluctantly goes to church and goes directly to the confessional and closes the door. He hears the priest come in and sit down and quickly open the slide. Before the son can speak the priest says boy its dark in here.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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Now that's some dark humor!
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