GOD said: 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
“Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam. “What do you want me to do?”
“Go down into the valley.”
“What’s the valley?” asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said: “Cross the river.”
“What’s a river?”
God explained it to him, and then continued: “Go over the hill.”
“What's a hill?”
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.”
“What?’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said: “In the cave, you will find a woman.”
Adam asked, “What?’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him too. He continued: “I want you to reproduce.” “How do I do that?”
“Jeez!” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.
Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.
A little while later, Adam returned and said: “Lord… What’s a headache?”
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High School 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, and Now
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Yes, yes, I agree!
Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value. Zero. Voltaire. Ebay coinbowlllc
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I changed my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget it the computer will say, 'Your password is incorrect.'
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"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Be careful ladies!
I received this note from an older gal.
"I took my husband grocery shopping. We got home, took off our masks, and darn it! I brought home the wrong husband!"
P.S. Not one of my better ones, but I had to post to save face with this gal, lol.
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Story from the bible ????
A Talk Between God and Adam
GOD said: 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
“Gladly, Lord,” replied Adam. “What do you want me to do?”
“Go down into the valley.”
“What’s the valley?” asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said: “Cross the river.”
“What’s a river?”
God explained it to him, and then continued: “Go over the hill.”
“What's a hill?”
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.”
“What?’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said: “In the cave, you will find a woman.”
Adam asked, “What?’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him too. He continued: “I want you to reproduce.” “How do I do that?”
“Jeez!” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.
Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.
A little while later, Adam returned and said: “Lord… What’s a headache?”
Second Round. Enjoy.
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Erma Bombeck once said that "there is thin line between tragedy and comedy" or something like that. I wonder if she would have thought that had she lived long enough to see the current state of Spanish art restoration.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/experts-call-for-regulation-after-latest-botched-art-restoration-in-spain/ar-BB15QpZV
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste sites, and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.
I think I know that guy. His name is Katonic, Vod Katonic.
Robin Williams at his best
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This thing would certainly work now.
Not really Humor, but interesting
Harvard University Talent Show
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I used to have a blue heeler that looked a WHOLE lot like him.
Kinda looks like a Mad Max dog
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I actually have one like that but more red. So we named him Red.
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My other dog had a full mask, he was just as mean as mad maxs and he liked to drink beer with me.
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2020 is going to be synonymous for "crazy" for the rest of time.
"Hey, stay away from that guy in accounting over there. He's 2020."
"That lady went 2020 at the checkout line yesterday."
"Your Honor, I gained control of the car after avoiding the pedestrian, but then things went 2020."
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