Walker Proof Digital Album Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
During the quarantine, I've been reading a book on inner peace. Ever heard that old adage, finish what you start?
Sometimes it's a really good idea, helps bring some calm to the storm.
I'm passing this on because it worked for me yesterday. Sure enough, while I was writing this commentary a doctor on TV yesterday agreed that to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start and that we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
... "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." ... Jack Handey
@Swampboy said:
... "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." ... Jack Handey
I used to love his Deep Thoughts on SNL!! One of my old favorites:
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
As a boy I once brought what I thought was a puppy home. Dad told me, son, you have to take that back where you found it, that's a fox! I asked, what's the difference between a dog and a fox? He replied, three drinks.
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
A guy had a friend who'd played golf his whole life. The friend was all depressed one day, said he couldn't see the ball so well any more, and had to give up his favorite sport. The guy told him that was silly, that he had an uncle who was 101 years old, but had eyes like a hawk. He should invite the uncle to go out to the course with him, the uncle could spot where the ball went, and the friend could go right on playing.
The friend was all excited. He invited the guy's uncle out to the course the next day. The friend teed up on the first hole, and hit the ball 200 yards...somewhere.
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Great teacher.
During the quarantine, I've been reading a book on inner peace. Ever heard that old adage, finish what you start?
Sometimes it's a really good idea, helps bring some calm to the storm.
I'm passing this on because it worked for me yesterday. Sure enough, while I was writing this commentary a doctor on TV yesterday agreed that to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start and that we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
If you folks like this I can continue it over the next couple days (there are 3 pages in total).
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... "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." ... Jack Handey
You may not get sick from the virus, but you will certainly get sick of it.
I used to love his Deep Thoughts on SNL!! One of my old favorites:
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
As a boy I once brought what I thought was a puppy home. Dad told me, son, you have to take that back where you found it, that's a fox! I asked, what's the difference between a dog and a fox? He replied, three drinks.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
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A guy had a friend who'd played golf his whole life. The friend was all depressed one day, said he couldn't see the ball so well any more, and had to give up his favorite sport. The guy told him that was silly, that he had an uncle who was 101 years old, but had eyes like a hawk. He should invite the uncle to go out to the course with him, the uncle could spot where the ball went, and the friend could go right on playing.
The friend was all excited. He invited the guy's uncle out to the course the next day. The friend teed up on the first hole, and hit the ball 200 yards...somewhere.
"You see where it went?"
"Sure. I got eyes like a hawk."
"So where'd it go?"
"I forget."
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...