The forum needs a little humor.

Sorry. I just can't help it.

Pete

Easy come, easy go....

I've got WHAT?

Groucho : Time flies like an arrow. ----- Fruit flies like a banana.

Chico : Das a gud one boss!

Harpo : Honk!

Man, you're killin me!

@ErrorsOnCoins said:
Wow, They just closed the Pacific Ocean here in San Diego.

The Ocean is closed

Those poor fishes.

During the quarantine, I've been reading a book on inner peace. Ever heard that old adage, finish what you start?
Sometimes it's a really good idea, helps bring some calm to the storm.

I'm passing this on because it worked for me yesterday. Sure enough, while I was writing this commentary a doctor on TV yesterday agreed that to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start and that we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum

If you folks like this I can continue it over the next couple days (there are 3 pages in total).

@SkyMan said:
If you folks like this I can continue it over the next couple days (there are 3 pages in total).

go for it, post the rest

@Swampboy said:
... "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." ... Jack Handey

I used to love his Deep Thoughts on SNL!! One of my old favorites:

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

As a boy I once brought what I thought was a puppy home. Dad told me, son, you have to take that back where you found it, that's a fox! I asked, what's the difference between a dog and a fox? He replied, three drinks.