The forum needs a little humor.

Tibor · November 19, 2022 12:16AM

@JWP said:

Now there's I can approve of.

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WAYNEAS · November 19, 2022 8:53AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · November 19, 2022 8:59AM

Wayne

thefinn · November 19, 2022 12:42PM

@JWP said:

I remember this from “WKRP in Cincinnati”. One of my favorite episodes with Les Nessman reporting it like the crash of the Hindenburg.

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ms70 · November 19, 2022 8:40PM

Escargot for 12.

JWP · November 19, 2022 8:56PM

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ricko · November 20, 2022 5:28AM

Cheers, RickO

JWP · November 20, 2022 7:09AM

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LanceNewmanOCC · November 21, 2022 10:14AM

@JWP said:

and a millionaire!

LanceNewmanOCC · November 21, 2022 10:14AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZUBG-YLc0

JWP · November 21, 2022 10:47AM

ricko · November 21, 2022 11:23AM

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."

Cheers, RickO

ricko · November 21, 2022 11:26AM

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · November 21, 2022 11:26AM

ricko · November 21, 2022 11:33AM

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old guy dig. I had him buried upside down."

Cheers, RickO

ricko · November 21, 2022 11:36AM

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a counter next to the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh! Can't you see I'm still winning?"

Cheers, RickO