Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now, he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."
A little old Jewish man was crossing the street and was struck by a car. The driver immediately stopped, ran over to the stricken man, covered him with his coat and cushioned his head with his scarf. He asks the old man, "Are you comfortable?" The man replies, "Meh, I make a good living."
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
just when i feel i got both feet back out of the land of the insane, leave it to adult swim to suck me back in!
this stuff REALLY feels like it was what was really going on subtextually during the movies and someone had to come along and make skits like this to ensure we all really "got it."
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now, he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
Cheers, RickO
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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A little old Jewish man was crossing the street and was struck by a car. The driver immediately stopped, ran over to the stricken man, covered him with his coat and cushioned his head with his scarf. He asks the old man, "Are you comfortable?" The man replies, "Meh, I make a good living."
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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only two words needed to describe that situation....
WORTH IT
Is something wrong with BIG humor?
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I told my cat to sit! He said “do I look like a dog? You decide 🙀😁
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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Gary the Stormtrooper
https://youtu.be/dnLv_R92qcA
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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just when i feel i got both feet back out of the land of the insane, leave it to adult swim to suck me back in!
this stuff REALLY feels like it was what was really going on subtextually during the movies and someone had to come along and make skits like this to ensure we all really "got it."
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