A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."
As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming up," said the bartender.
As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said.
As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said. "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."
Years ago, my dad would get a fresh, uncirculated stack of $20 bills and take them to a printer he dealt with. The printer would add a cardboard backing and gum the edge like a notepad. Dad would go into a store, pull this out of his pocket, peel off a $20 and hand it to the cashier to pay. He would stand there with a straight face and act like nothing was unusual. The reactions were priceless.
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
Then they ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
So, when is it appropriate to use the "F" word? Quite frankly, the "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations.
The word is 'FEAR' of course!
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you fell into a time loop didn't ya?!?!?
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Barbeque and affixiate yourself at the same time
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Cheers, RickO
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I hope no one can see us, we could be all over facebook in a hot minute
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The gas is always better from the other side of the the gas pumps
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And they actually let them vote.
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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today."
The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."
As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming up," said the bartender.
As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender said.
As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
Cheers, RickO
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said. "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Years ago, my dad would get a fresh, uncirculated stack of $20 bills and take them to a printer he dealt with. The printer would add a cardboard backing and gum the edge like a notepad. Dad would go into a store, pull this out of his pocket, peel off a $20 and hand it to the cashier to pay. He would stand there with a straight face and act like nothing was unusual. The reactions were priceless.
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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
Then they ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
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So, when is it appropriate to use the "F" word? Quite frankly, the "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations.
The word is 'FEAR' of course!
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I have been in a lot of places but, I have never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I have never been in Cognito either.
I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport.
You have to be driven there.
I've made several trips.
goofy animal stuff.
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