USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars.
'Every blonde in the world will get two million.' The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.
'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.'
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish.' said the genie.
'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette, 'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going well, he decides to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied, "Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, PEANUTS!'"
Eight hours into his trial, a suspect pled guilty.
"Why didn't you do that at the beginning of the trial and save the court's time?" the Judge
demanded.
"Well," the suspect responded "until I heard all the evidence, I thought I was innocent."
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Bring the puppy over, some hug from him will do.
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This is the same photo you posted March 20th, 2020. Same dog too? AC
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Was Escher the architect?
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Kennedys are my quest...
SANDWITCHES
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Kennedys are my quest...
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Why autonomous vehicles are a bad idea. And the lithium battery fire at the end caps off the GTFOH moment.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Wished I found thia 2 days ago.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars.
'Every blonde in the world will get two million.' The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.
'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.'
The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish.' said the genie.
'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette, 'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'
Cheers, RickO
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going well, he decides to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied, "Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, PEANUTS!'"
Cheers, RickO
Eight hours into his trial, a suspect pled guilty.
"Why didn't you do that at the beginning of the trial and save the court's time?" the Judge
demanded.
"Well," the suspect responded "until I heard all the evidence, I thought I was innocent."
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Everybody left the box to think outside. I can smoke inside again.
Cheers, RickO
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Don’t see anything wrong with this. Good deal. The seller is in China with 3 sales and a 66.7 positive feedback 🙃😂😂😂😂😂😂
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