When I was in the navy I served on an aircraft carrier. One day when I was walking through the hanger bay to get to the galley for lunch , I saw aa shipmate walking my way just laughing up a storm. When i got to Arnie, i asked what he was laughing at? Arnie replied "I just told myself a joke that I never heard before". I quickly figured out he had been at sea a little too long.
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When I was in Jr High, I played on my 1st sports team. I joined a basketball team, but I was not very good so I was kept on the team for the practice squad. I warmed the bench the entire season until the last game. We had a humongous lead and the coach decided to let me play in my 1st game (what did he have to lose). I immediately got my 1st rebound and put it back trying to make a bucket. Well, I missed and got the next 8 rebounds after another 8 missed shots. Then I heard "HEY STUPID, YOUR SHOOTING AT THE WRONG END". The coach called time and I never left the bench again. To this day I have never played basketball again.
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ok. depending on your sense of humor and what you consider to be just laughable humor or ironic, mind-blowing to the point of laughter, this is way out there but i laughed several times at seeing the bounds pushed in a fun and creative way from something that by all means that should be dead and nearly forgotten about. not with humans. a little creativity, reviving, new technology and voila. a whole new animal!
The Grinch lives over there.
Whoville is over there.
The Unbomitable snowdude lives with that dentist Dr Wilson, next to Snoopy's shed behind the pumpkin patch.
Annnd, its cloudy, so the looney eclips is a total rainout. This is lucy reporting, and now back too you at the station.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
The dog was so much happier before she came.
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When I was in the navy I served on an aircraft carrier. One day when I was walking through the hanger bay to get to the galley for lunch , I saw aa shipmate walking my way just laughing up a storm. When i got to Arnie, i asked what he was laughing at? Arnie replied "I just told myself a joke that I never heard before". I quickly figured out he had been at sea a little too long.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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My Wife Like To Amuse Herself Sometimes - She Wrote:
Being cooped up for 12 months made my mind wander looking for things to do around
the house & yard. I had looked for whimsical ways to pass the time, and came up with
up with something that you can make with the throw away used masks. An inexpensive
little craft item you can make is to get some mini HO scale figurines, little palm trees,
and make yourself a miniature sized community swimming pool ...
A rare sighting from Heather! I’m kinda scared and excited all at the same time.
And what would Forest Gump say about that. Stupid is as Stupid does
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When I was in Jr High, I played on my 1st sports team. I joined a basketball team, but I was not very good so I was kept on the team for the practice squad. I warmed the bench the entire season until the last game. We had a humongous lead and the coach decided to let me play in my 1st game (what did he have to lose). I immediately got my 1st rebound and put it back trying to make a bucket. Well, I missed and got the next 8 rebounds after another 8 missed shots. Then I heard "HEY STUPID, YOUR SHOOTING AT THE WRONG END". The coach called time and I never left the bench again. To this day I have never played basketball again.
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ok. depending on your sense of humor and what you consider to be just laughable humor or ironic, mind-blowing to the point of laughter, this is way out there but i laughed several times at seeing the bounds pushed in a fun and creative way from something that by all means that should be dead and nearly forgotten about. not with humans. a little creativity, reviving, new technology and voila. a whole new animal!
My Wife Hit The Lottery Today
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
No elf's toes needed.
The Grinch lives over there.
Whoville is over there.
The Unbomitable snowdude lives with that dentist Dr Wilson, next to Snoopy's shed behind the pumpkin patch.
Annnd, its cloudy, so the looney eclips is a total rainout. This is lucy reporting, and now back too you at the station.
Snoopy? The baron sent you a turkey wind chime.
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I see a bunch of panda bears gathered under the tree?
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"