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  • moursund
    moursund Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This thread could use some simple question and answer riddles. I need them for my work group here's one:

    Why don't ghosts like to go to parties?
    They have nobody to dance with.

    100th pint of blood donated 7/19/2022 B) . Transactions with WilliamF, Relaxn, LukeMarshal, jclovescoins, braddick, JWP, Weather11am, Fairlaneman, Dscoins, lordmarcovan, Collectorcoins, SurfinxHI, JimW. God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that who so believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
  • moursund
    moursund Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was shorter than going around.

    100th pint of blood donated 7/19/2022 B) . Transactions with WilliamF, Relaxn, LukeMarshal, jclovescoins, braddick, JWP, Weather11am, Fairlaneman, Dscoins, lordmarcovan, Collectorcoins, SurfinxHI, JimW. God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that who so believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
  • moursund
    moursund Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Why did Frankenstein's monster smell like a wad of chewing gum?
    He was an ex-spearmint.

    100th pint of blood donated 7/19/2022 B) . Transactions with WilliamF, Relaxn, LukeMarshal, jclovescoins, braddick, JWP, Weather11am, Fairlaneman, Dscoins, lordmarcovan, Collectorcoins, SurfinxHI, JimW. God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that who so believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
  • moursund
    moursund Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
    The captain was on the deck.

    100th pint of blood donated 7/19/2022 B) . Transactions with WilliamF, Relaxn, LukeMarshal, jclovescoins, braddick, JWP, Weather11am, Fairlaneman, Dscoins, lordmarcovan, Collectorcoins, SurfinxHI, JimW. God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that who so believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
  • Cranium_Basher73
    Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When social media doesn't understand your dark sense of humor....

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • USMC
    USMC Posts: 329 ✭✭✭✭
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    Shopping Deals With My Wife

  • Steven59
    Steven59 Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @USMC said:
    Shopping Deals With My Wife

    Well better give a closer look cause they just changed the sign - it's now a "3 Dollar tree"

    My how things change - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How do square fish swim ?

  • Steven59
    Steven59 Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @emeraldATV said:
    (How do square fish swim ?)

    Same as regular fish - give it a kiss...............

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 10, 2021 10:18PM
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    Out of scope. Princess.

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My drum ! Who stepped on it ?

  • WAYNEAS
    WAYNEAS Posts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • WAYNEAS
    WAYNEAS Posts: 7,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • 1630Boston
    1630Boston Posts: 14,157 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Cranium_Basher73 said:
    When you see a thread and you try to comment before it's locked.

    Door Dashing for Christmas Peeps, That's fair ...1 of seven flavors ??

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @WAYNEAS said:

    Wayne

    That buffalo's eyeballing your door, he thinks it's a fridge.

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 12, 2021 2:22AM
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    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring , "except the E business mouse."..

  • emeraldATV
    emeraldATV Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sir Laughsalot (below)

  • 1630Boston
    1630Boston Posts: 14,157 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Angry critter @emeraldATV , I see it too
    ,
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • USMC
    USMC Posts: 329 ✭✭✭✭
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    We Have A New Sign By The Front Door

  • Aotearoa
    Aotearoa Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @hammer1 said:

    Now I get it...

    Smitten with DBLCs.

  • 1630Boston
    1630Boston Posts: 14,157 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Aotearoa said:

    @hammer1 said:

    Now I get it...

    Now I see it also :)

    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

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