An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car, and found that she had locked her keys inside. She found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, “I don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She replied, “Yes, my daughter is sick, and I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?”
He said, “Sure.” He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute, the car door was open.
She hugged the man and through tears, softly said, “Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man.”
The biker heard her little prayer and replied, “Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft.”
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, “Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional.”
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study & said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little & get your hair cut, & we'll talk about it."
After about a month, the boy came back & again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment & replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, & even Jesus had long hair ..." To which his father replied, "Yes, & they WALKED every where they went too!
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Story about the moon over the Pacific... and a RF-4C. The picture tells it all. I don't think no can post it here.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
That looks like me whenever I try to fix anything, lol
Trap shooting your turkey takes on a whole new meaning.
Paper or plastic string included.
I found one free inside also, its petrified.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Careful.
😇
Bet that one is gone tomorrow morning
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Knee high before the Fourth of July...Yup !
Now that's just plain corny.
What ? Ah shucks !
delivery to Wisconsin...? Sure, and since your there ? Hold your cheesy head high with attitude
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...fresca
Santa ?
Do you need a cup ...of coco ,
Watch out for the Blue Berry Slay Bells.
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What's next ? Paint his wagon ?
Why so blue ?...Boy !
I'll be your huckelberry
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car, and found that she had locked her keys inside. She found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, “I don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She replied, “Yes, my daughter is sick, and I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?”
He said, “Sure.” He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute, the car door was open.
She hugged the man and through tears, softly said, “Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man.”
The biker heard her little prayer and replied, “Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft.”
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, “Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional.”
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study & said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little & get your hair cut, & we'll talk about it."
After about a month, the boy came back & again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment & replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, & even Jesus had long hair ..." To which his father replied, "Yes, & they WALKED every where they went too!
Cheers, RickO
Pete
How to catch a baseball...
U.S. Type Set
Cheers, RickO
Yep... it happens just like that... Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Credit Mr. Lewis Black.
It's well know that amateurs built the ark and professionals constructed the Titanic.
How many licks did it take you to destroy my desert. Spike ? Go lay down.
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Ghost writer and Ghost reader for medical researching team with editing skills.
@emeraldATV No Fresca! Pepsi?
"I'm crashing out of the joint tonight!"
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
"Memento mori !"
"Memento mori !"
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Show off ! 😉
I forgot what I was thinking twice just trying to remember what you said. Hey Wayne, maybe a badge in your profile 👍🏼
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
At least it and others like it can still be found on the world-wide web.