I removed this post as some members think that it will shut down this thread.
Sorry to those who are offended and happy for those who found the humor in it.
Wayne
@WAYNEAS Are you trying to get this thread shut down?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
7/1/2021
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California Highway Patrol tickets driver with apparent SpaceX Starlink dish bolted to car hood
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A California Highway Patrol officer pulled over a vehicle on Friday that had a satellite dish bolted to the car's hood, and the device appeared to be one of SpaceX's Starlink antennas.
"Sir I stopped you today for that visual obstruction on your hood. Does it not block your view while driving?" CHP of Antelope Valley wrote in a Facebook post about the incident.
Philadelphia taxed all sugared drinks 200 % (TRUE) . Restaurants, super markets, lemon aid stands...
Time for another Tea Party, ah, Boston ? Please send Instructions.
Three men go in for a job interview.
The first one goes in and does absolutely brilliantly, the best job interview he’s ever done in his life. The end of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, please leave my office!”
The second man goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Funny you should ask but yes, you don’t have any EARS”
“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second men stop him and warn him “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third man goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
Third guy looks really close, squints his eyes a bit and says “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?” “WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well… “You sure as heck couldn’t wear glasses!”
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Don
My first Internet date told me to meet her at the Ice Machine - now I know why - damn Hemorrhoids...........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
I removed this post as some members think that it will shut down this thread.
Sorry to those who are offended and happy for those who found the humor in it.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
@WAYNEAS Are you trying to get this thread shut down?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
That ain't that bad and it's hilarious! 1st one in awhile to really make me bust a gut! My wife didn't even get it until I explained!
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
U.S. Type Set
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Removed the post!
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Funny - My PA friends call me a "Flatlander" - to me this is a "Mountain" - LOL!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Pete
U.S. Type Set
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
7/1/2021
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California Highway Patrol tickets driver with apparent SpaceX Starlink dish bolted to car hood
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.
A California Highway Patrol officer pulled over a vehicle on Friday that had a satellite dish bolted to the car's hood, and the device appeared to be one of SpaceX's Starlink antennas.
"Sir I stopped you today for that visual obstruction on your hood. Does it not block your view while driving?" CHP of Antelope Valley wrote in a Facebook post about the incident.
CHP added that the motorist replied: "Only when I make right turns."
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link to cnbc story
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/california-highway-patrol-tickets-driver-with-apparent-spacex-starlink-dish-bolted-to-car-hood/ar-AALI9V2?ocid=msedgntp
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
OH, is that the SGT PEPPERS album signed by all 4 of the beatles hanging on the eves?????
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Here's to the chubby kid !
Philadelphia taxed all sugared drinks 200 % (TRUE) . Restaurants, super markets, lemon aid stands...
Time for another Tea Party, ah, Boston ? Please send Instructions.
The plague is back!
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Husband gets home and yells, "Honey! I just won the lottery! Pack a bag!"
Wife says, "Ohh this is so exciting! Should I pack for hot or cold weather?"
Husband says, "I don't care, just get the heck out!"
A doctor is delivering some bad news to a patient. "Nancy, after running some tests, we estimated that you have about three months to live..."
Patient: "good grief, Doc - what should I do?"
Dr: "marry an accountant.."
Patient: "will that make me live longer?"
Dr: "no, but it will seem like it is.."
Three men go in for a job interview.
The first one goes in and does absolutely brilliantly, the best job interview he’s ever done in his life. The end of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, please leave my office!”
The second man goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Funny you should ask but yes, you don’t have any EARS”
“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second men stop him and warn him “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third man goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
Third guy looks really close, squints his eyes a bit and says “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?” “WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well… “You sure as heck couldn’t wear glasses!”