McDonald's employee quits drive-through, leaves sign
One McDonald's employee in Louisville, Ky., apparently had enough on Saturday night and closed up shop early.
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Interesting little piece of trivia. If you go to a wedding and either/both the bride or the groom smashes the wedding cake into the other during the cake ceremony, then the odds of divorce have just doubled. FWIW, psychologists basically think it shows underlying issues between the couple.
Since that happens at practically every wedding, and the divorce rate is 50%, that is a correlation.
Just like half of all people die at night.
Interesting little piece of trivia. If you go to a wedding and either/both the bride or the groom smashes the wedding cake into the other during the cake ceremony, then the odds of divorce have just doubled. FWIW, psychologists basically think it shows underlying issues between the couple.
Since that happens at practically every wedding, and the divorce rate is 50%, that is a correlation.
Just like half of all people die at night.
I don't know what sort of weddings you go to, but it is rather rare at the weddings I go to. Given that the divorce rate is 50% I'd GUESS maybe at 4 out of 5 weddings the couple doesn't smash the cake into each other, and they have a 40% divorce ratio, while in the remaining 1 out of 5 weddings they do smash the cake into each other, and they have an 80% divorce ratio.
The "funniest" cake story I read about was an L. A. Times "filler" article back in the late '70's early 80's. It was a wedding in East L. A., where during the cake ceremony the bride jammed the grooms head INTO the wedding cake, and a fight broke out between the bride's and groom's parties. The marriage was annulled the next day.
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation of $80.
And if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."
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McDonald's employee quits drive-through, leaves sign
One McDonald's employee in Louisville, Ky., apparently had enough on Saturday night and closed up shop early.
.
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Since that happens at practically every wedding, and the divorce rate is 50%, that is a correlation.
Just like half of all people die at night.
That’s when she finds out what they cost.
That reminds me of this........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Or when all you've got to show is a dime roll...
Naw, I'm thinkin' something bigger..........LOL!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
And then you realize you DON'T HAVE a fireplace!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
That's what they all say
Actually I'm thinking the only one that said that was Burger King......
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I could use a cup of tea,
please. Set it on the table. Thank You.
Got a Lite ?
Don't look at me !!!
Pete
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Custom fit.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
How true for those in my generation that served.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
My cleaning lady just called and said because of the Covid shutdown she is working from home.
She said she will send me directions on what to do!!
I don't know what sort of weddings you go to, but it is rather rare at the weddings I go to. Given that the divorce rate is 50% I'd GUESS maybe at 4 out of 5 weddings the couple doesn't smash the cake into each other, and they have a 40% divorce ratio, while in the remaining 1 out of 5 weddings they do smash the cake into each other, and they have an 80% divorce ratio.
The "funniest" cake story I read about was an L. A. Times "filler" article back in the late '70's early 80's. It was a wedding in East L. A., where during the cake ceremony the bride jammed the grooms head INTO the wedding cake, and a fight broke out between the bride's and groom's parties. The marriage was annulled the next day.
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Smitten with DBLCs.
How is this adding humor to the board?
This has been a fun thread that gives many members a smile during the day. Please don't give the moderators a reason to remove it because of political junk. Would you please consider editing your post?
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The ability to speak several languages is an asset. But the ability
to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
How to stop time: Kiss
How to travel in time: Read
How to escape time: Music
And the best way to kill time is to work it to death.
So these dwars are shredding ? No, There called chaps
Hey ? Hey ? Get the turtle !
I've been working on the... new wind chimes.
I find elevators terrifying so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation of $80.
And if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."
Cheers, RickO