ok, this isn't HAHA funny but it is funny ironic imo. seeing animals like this just sends my brain into haywire mode. cuteness, surreal? i may post a vid of that full grown jungle cat smaller than oak leaves.
The value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education
Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. "Tell me, Carol, who created the universe?"
When Carol didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Carol.
The nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Carol, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Carol didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Carol."
And the nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question...."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!
The nun fainted.
That's the value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
This is a true story. My mother was a Biology and General Science teacher in 1945. On one of her tests there was the following question. " A lack of Vitamin B1 causes ---------------". The answer is Beriberi. There was a boy that sat in the back of her class . He must have had a hard time hearing. His answer ,on the test, was Beer Belly. True story!
Even crazier is that people are still buying "vintage" Pet Rocks (of course, they must contain original box, nesting material and instruction booklet).
Perhaps to remind them of their idiocy in 1975?
Bugs Bunny:
Queweekedink:>./example
A North and South line which intersects with a East and West line printed on separate treasure maps,
each given to different families with the same goal.
Arriving at the same time, also from the same home town and wearing the same clothing pattern.
Adding, the same tennis shoes .........(also both were marones)
Years ago an Irish World War II Spitfire pilot, and flying ace, was speaking in a church, and reminiscing about his war experiences.
"In 1942," he declared, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continued, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared."
There are a few gasps from the parishioners, and several of the children began to giggle.
"I looked up, and realized that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail."
At this point, several of the elderly ladies of the church were blushing with embarrassment, the girls were all giggling, and the boys laughing loudly.
The pastor finally stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft company who made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war."
"Yes, that's true," replied the old pilot, "but these Fokkers were flying Messerschmitt's."
Awe now!
Just cause you ain't drinking that strange brew made from mushrooms that grow around Cow manure doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to see the light!
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ok, this isn't HAHA funny but it is funny ironic imo. seeing animals like this just sends my brain into haywire mode. cuteness, surreal? i may post a vid of that full grown jungle cat smaller than oak leaves.
I'll have to send this one to my grandson
Lafayette Grading Set
What a quaweekeedink !
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The value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education
Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. "Tell me, Carol, who created the universe?"
When Carol didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Carol.
The nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Carol, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Carol didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Carol."
And the nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question...."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!
The nun fainted.
That's the value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education
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We can all agree that in 2016 not a single person got the answer correct to, ‘Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?’
Cheers, RickO
Some body was thinking on that one!! 😂
Dear Son,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Wax on. Wax off.
Pete
These are reel stoodent mispelings from there skulwurk:
Floods in the Mississippi may be prevented by putting big dames in the river.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
They gave William IV a lovely funeral. It took six men to carry the beer.
My uncle suffers from sick as hell anemia.
During peek season the beach is covered with hundreds of bikini-clad beauties.
They were sweathearts through high school.
Vestal virgins were pure and chased.
During the Cavaleer age every woman had a night.
This book belongs in the anals of English history.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
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Just roll with it.
This might help
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This is a true story. My mother was a Biology and General Science teacher in 1945. On one of her tests there was the following question. " A lack of Vitamin B1 causes ---------------". The answer is Beriberi. There was a boy that sat in the back of her class . He must have had a hard time hearing. His answer ,on the test, was Beer Belly. True story!
Our latest exports from our oversea friends. Guaranteed genuine and at half the cost. lol
Kennedys are my quest...
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Even crazier is that people are still buying "vintage" Pet Rocks (of course, they must contain original box, nesting material and instruction booklet).
Perhaps to remind them of their idiocy in 1975?
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Cheers, RickO
Be careful ... NY, MA, and RI can be just as touchy.
See http://www.doubledimes.com for a free online reference for US twenty-cent pieces
Along the same lines
Meanwhile, back in California......
If folks new what were in those beans they would never sell!
Bugs Bunny:
Queweekedink:>./example
A North and South line which intersects with a East and West line printed on separate treasure maps,
each given to different families with the same goal.
Arriving at the same time, also from the same home town and wearing the same clothing pattern.
Adding, the same tennis shoes .........(also both were marones)
Even a rabbit finds a nut once in a while.
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Years ago an Irish World War II Spitfire pilot, and flying ace, was speaking in a church, and reminiscing about his war experiences.
"In 1942," he declared, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continued, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared."
There are a few gasps from the parishioners, and several of the children began to giggle.
"I looked up, and realized that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail."
At this point, several of the elderly ladies of the church were blushing with embarrassment, the girls were all giggling, and the boys laughing loudly.
The pastor finally stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft company who made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war."
"Yes, that's true," replied the old pilot, "but these Fokkers were flying Messerschmitt's."
Remember when your mom told you not to drink and do drugs and you did anyway?
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
Cheers, RickO
Join the club.
This poster makes me realize we need a "WTF?" button.
Awe now!
Just cause you ain't drinking that strange brew made from mushrooms that grow around Cow manure doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to see the light!
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