I thought this was cute, but I may have even seen it here a few weeks back, if so, I apologize.
The invisible man met and married the love of his life, the invisible women....though I don't know what they saw in each other.
They had a baby boy, but he wasn't much to look at either!
"Ain't None of Them play like him (Bix Beiderbecke) Yet." Louis Armstrong
@Rollerman said:
I thought this was cute, but I may have even seen it here a few weeks back, if so, I apologize.
The invisible man met and married the love of his life, the invisible women....though I don't know what they saw in each other.
They had a baby boy, but he wasn't much to look at either!
I think it was you who posted it a few weeks ago. 😂😂
Wife in bed wearing lingerie when hubby walks in. She asks in a soft voice "honey, do you know what I want?". Grouchy husband says "NO.". Wife rolls to face him and with a flirty smile asks again "do you know what I want?" Grouchy hubby replies "NO.". Now wife is becoming irritated by hubby's lack of interest so she lies on her back and spreads her arms apart and spreads her feet apart and asks "do you know what I want now?". Grouchy hubby says "YEA, YOU WANT THE WHOLE DAMNED BED!"
"May the silver waves that bear you heavenward be filled with love’s whisperings"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
I think I might have shared these jokes before. They are thisistheshow originals. Feel free to use them anytime.
Said to someone who is acting irrational, a little crazy, etc "you are starting to act like that guy who retired from the penny factory........You' don't make sense anymore"
Said to someone who is in too much of a rush..... "You're like a doctor on a deserted island.......no patience"
When someone is coming up with a bunch of reasons to not do something, you suddenly scream in pain and grab your ear and say "There's something wrong my ear. .....all I hear is excuses".
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very. very important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?" asked the trooper.
"Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur!
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Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Don't see thesse ads much anymore!
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9 out 10 men prefer women.
All those doctors are dead.
Coincidence? I think not.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it will last!
I thought this was cute, but I may have even seen it here a few weeks back, if so, I apologize.
The invisible man met and married the love of his life, the invisible women....though I don't know what they saw in each other.
They had a baby boy, but he wasn't much to look at either!
Louis Armstrong
I think it was you who posted it a few weeks ago. 😂😂
THE FIRST BASEBASEBALL GAME EVER, ENDORES A 40 DAY AND 40 NIGHT RAIN DELAY,
as the devoted remain.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jesus+baseball+comedy+skit&docid=608046144388203434&mid=E953D63DAD91C787C961E953D63DAD91C787C961&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Wife in bed wearing lingerie when hubby walks in. She asks in a soft voice "honey, do you know what I want?". Grouchy husband says "NO.". Wife rolls to face him and with a flirty smile asks again "do you know what I want?" Grouchy hubby replies "NO.". Now wife is becoming irritated by hubby's lack of interest so she lies on her back and spreads her arms apart and spreads her feet apart and asks "do you know what I want now?". Grouchy hubby says "YEA, YOU WANT THE WHOLE DAMNED BED!"
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Pretty cheezy !
Pretty Cheezy and lol !
I think I might have shared these jokes before. They are thisistheshow originals. Feel free to use them anytime.
Said to someone who is acting irrational, a little crazy, etc "you are starting to act like that guy who retired from the penny factory........You' don't make sense anymore"
Said to someone who is in too much of a rush..... "You're like a doctor on a deserted island.......no patience"
When someone is coming up with a bunch of reasons to not do something, you suddenly scream in pain and grab your ear and say "There's something wrong my ear. .....all I hear is excuses".
Your mileage may vary. 😂😂😂
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Udderly tasteless.
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The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very. very important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?" asked the trooper.
"Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur!
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Pete
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It'll come, grasshopper, it'll come.......
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@bearcave
I found a new avatar for you
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Cheers, RickO
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What is ct??
Coin Talk maybe ????
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I don't do it but have heard of it @DarkRage666
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Coin talk. Don't do it either.
Can I use that picture?
If you were banned from coin talk, why would you want back on??
It's not mine................so I guess so
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@bearcave
Or you could use the ice age cave bear skeleton on a German notgeld coin
That's a nice coin! 😎
unless it is frozen
Kennedys are my quest...
@1630Boston
The program will not let me use your picture. It will let me use @Oldhoopster picture though.
be patient
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Ok
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
It is coming to this...
Cheers, RickO