The forum needs a little humor.

I know some of us won't let go of the treasure chest but this is reckless, belongs in the trunk

I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
Apparently responding to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next
time," isn't really proper.
Don't ever irritate old people. The older they get, the less life in
prison is a deterrent.
When a man asked his wife if he was the only one she had ever
been with she replied, "Yes. All the others were nines and tens."
Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think,
"That can't be accurate."

I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 (silver certificate of course ) and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink.

Nowadays they got cameras everywhere.

Pete

Spiderman trying to save the cake:

anyone here with the moxie to press play? i confess, i stared down that play button for a while but eventually, had to look away. perhaps a tear in the corner of my eye, perhaps naught. ><

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTwAIfEYP8M

ONe year of covid seems like 10 years. Thus if anyone posted this joke before after 10 years ... who remembers?

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,
"What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.
When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, “No mushrooms, they are too high.”
He said, “Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed.”
She said, “No, some wild mushrooms are poison.”
He said, “Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK.”
So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful.
Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap on her head.
After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played Phase 10 and Mexican Train dominoes.
About then, the helper lady from town, came in and whispered in Janet's ear, “Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died.”
Janet went into hysterics, and then called the doctor to explain what happened.
The doctor said, “That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine - just keep them calm.”
Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMT's and the doctor had suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.
One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, “I think everything will be fine now.” Then he left.
They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and about this time, the helper lady came in and said, “You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped.”