And I said ... (Update: reply and winner posted)

UncleJoe

I am going to retire in August and was talking about it with another staff member. I met this staff member 21 years ago and while we didn't work in the same department, we frequently collaborated on various projects. I try to keep a low profile and there are very few individuals that know that I collect coins. During our discussion she asked me what I was going to do. I told her that I would be spending some time liquidating my coin collection. Not that I planned to "go" anytime soon, but my daughters really have no interest in collecting and I don't want to burden them with the task. In addition, I have started liquidating since May and have been enjoying the process (which is not entirely about the money). Doesn't mean that I won't continue to buy anything, I am just getting my collection down to a more manageable size and leaning toward the box of 20 concept which my daughters could easily handle with instructions.

She then proceeds to tell me how her mother used to work for a coin dealer (this was over 40 years ago) and that many times her pay was coins. She said she has a lot of coins left to her by her mother and would I be interested in looking at them. She said that she has many coins dated in the 1800's and rolls and rolls of silver dollars that she knows are worth about $2-3 each. I asked her if she wanted $2-3 dollars for each of her silver dollars and she said: "That would be fine"

And I said ...

I will select the best response and send that person a Peace dollar with some crud on it. The response does not have to be what I actually said. I will be looking for the most creative response.

I will write my actual response after I select the winner.

Joe.

ajaan

"I could not possibly take advantage of a friend, those silver dollars are worth at least $25 each."

AngryTurtle

You asked her if she had any Saints, saying you were paying a 50% premium for them ($30 in other words!)

Banemorth

Listen they're worth 2-3 dollars but you need to figure in my overhead and expenses as well. It will take time to inventory all of this material and if I have it refined the best rate I can get loses me 10% of the value of the coins. I could pay you 2-3 dollars for the key dates but anything other than that I'd only be able to offer you fifty cents per Peace Dollar. I'm sure you understand right?

ricko

Will you marry me??? Cheers, RickO

JJM

you said "I would be more than happy to look at them and let you know what you have, and if you
wish to sell, I would offer you a fair price, or recommend someone else to talk to " ?

magikbilly

Gee, I hope she doesn't sell them at a loss while we play games It is established she would take $2-$3 per silver dollar.


Eric

slipgate

"I'm sick of your crap! Get out! you're dead to me!"

smallchange

I am not interested but I know some buyers that will be at the local motel this week. That would be your best bet as they are from out of town which means they would surely pay you top dollar for your coins.

Jim

llafoe

You know I'm not made of money! We've both have worked for this crappy company for decades. Here's what I can do for you... since this group of coins is obviously very heavy, I can pick them up and take them to the CoinStar machine at the Piggly Wiggly. I'll bring you the cash to work tomorrow. Or... if you'd rather lose money, you could take them to one of those rip-off artists that setup at the hotels and probably only get half of what the CoinStar machine will pay!

Banemorth

<< <i>I am not interested but I know some buyers that will be at the local motel this week. That would be your best bet as they are from out of town which means they would surely pay you top dollar for your coins.

Jim >>



Haha I like this one.

OldEastside

Well, to be honest it's time to bring you up to date.......

Steve

PQueue

I'd be happy to see what your mother received, offer you honest advice on their value, and how to realize that value if you decide to sell any coins.

UncleJoe

<< <i>Gee, I hope she doesn't sell them at a loss while we play games It is established she would take $2-$3 per silver dollar.


Eric >>



Don't worry, she will not be selling them at a loss. (She will be making at least $1 to $2 dollars per coin. )

Joe.

MisterBungle

You said, "Sure, in fact I'll give you $5.00 each for them".
(Being the last of the big time spenders that you are.)

So then you get to her house and she pulls out boxes
full of circulated Ike's and SBA's.

But being a man of your word, you hand over thousands
in $4.00 premiums over face and back your pick-up truck
to her door.

She runs off to the Bahamas, and all is well with the world.

The End



~

fastfreddie

"Well if you'd think I'd (expletive) you like that then at least let me buy you drinks and dinner first!"

guitarwes

"well, I'm glad I brought this up in conversation as they're worth a whole heck of alot more than $2-3 each. You can easily get 5 bucks each for them at the flea market and have some money left over to buy a funnel cake, corn dog, and a nice Indian Dream Catcher that is made in China. Or you could skip the hassle of dealing with the smelly flea market dealers and sell them to me right here right now for 5 bucks each. Would you take a check?"

Monstarcoins

When can I come look at them?

gsa1fan

You did not learn or listen much to your moma! I think I can make us both some BIG Money $$$$

sparky64

And I said ...
"Were you paying attention when they showed us how to use that defibulator on the waaaallllllllllllll??!!"

I know you'll do the right thing, Joe.
Your gonna have a blast. Keep us posted.

coinhunters

I would not commit to any price, without first appraising the collection which she speaks of, as it very well could possibly be unfair to her or yourself as the buyer. There is a high level of trust being placed in your hands and eyes in this regard, so please don't under estimate this friendship and trust.

chieftain1

" Go ahead, make my day"

19Lyds

<< <i>And I said ... >>

They are worth a good deal more than $2 - $3 each. I'd be happy to look at them and let you know what you have.

jesbroken

"I would consider it an honor and a pleasure to evaluate your coins for you and feel you will be pleasantly surprised with the outcome."
Jim

fiveNdime

...deal.
ill be by later with cash to look at them.




but i think ricko has the answer.
... so what was her reply???

joebb21

If I by them from you for $2-$3 now, I would not have to wait to august to retire!

epcjimi1

And I said -

Well, I'll give you $2 - $3 IF I can read the dates on 'em.

airplanenut

And I said...

I know a dealer who will be happy to purchase them from you. He'll be at the Holiday Inn next weekend.

agentjim007

I'm certain I would go to Hell if I only paid you $2-$3 each. I will pay you $25 each and some maybe more.

JimDepot

And I said ... The silver alone is worth much more than that. I would be happy to look at them and see if there are any valuable coins in the lot. Since they came from a dealer I would assume that they are pretty much worth the silver content, but one never knows. Also, do not sell them unless you need the money. Silver is going to da moon and.... oh, wait, I forgot that this is not the bullion board.


Except for the last part, I have done this for a few people in my store.

ColonialCoinUnion

My guess is that you shouted out "ka-ching" and then went about your business.

morgantype

"Who am I, to blow against the wind."

mkman123

You said no way! They are worth much more and what
I will do is go through the stuff and help you get a estimate
and if there are any rare coins I will help you send them in to
get slabbed. Your price is some cash for you time and lunch. Did I nail it?

truthteller

"They are no longer legal tender, but I'll trade you some Roosters for them"



TRUTH

Bossman88

You said,

"they will have to be like brand new coins to be worth $2 or $3 dollars each"

but I will be more than happy to look at them and give you a fair price.

Regards, Larry

AUandAG

uhhhhhh, you might want to put a zero on the end of that $2 or $3!!



bob

garrynot

And I said:

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

lkeigwin

<< <i>I asked her if she wanted $2-3 dollars for each of her silver dollars and she said: "That would be fine"

And I said... >>

We have to talk...

mattniss

<< <i>She then proceeds to tell me how her mother used to work for a coin dealer (this was over 40 years ago) and that many times her pay was coins. She said she has a lot of coins left to her by her mother and would I be interested in looking at them. She said that she has many coins dated in the 1800's and rolls and rolls of silver dollars that she knows are worth about $2-3 each. I asked her if she wanted $2-3 dollars for each of her silver dollars and she said: "That would be fine"

And I said ... >>



"Are you sure you didn't mean 'that would be almost uncirculated?'"

Bankerbob56

Uncle Joe....

Banemorth and Ricko have absolutely excellent responses.....


llafoe is right up there too!

Great idea for a thread!

Good Luck choosing a winner!!

Bochiman

I hope you told her, "well, have I got some good news for you!"

Egger

multiply that by 10 to 20 time that for starters, Your mother did much better than 2 to 3 dollars saving all thoses. Here is my red book, you might have hit the lottery, I can help you go thought them if you want.

Numis

It's too bad your mother took that barbarous relic instead of real money like the FRN $1 bill. Better sell them right away for whatever you can get as I heard the government is going to confiscate gold and silver any day now. Gold and silver sales are way down in India and the IMF is going to be selling 400 tons soon. Oh, and you can't eat gold or silver. Take the coins to your local bank for face value and immediately deposit them in a money market or CD earning .000000000000001% interest. By the way did you see Dancing With the Stars this week?

pursuitofliberty

and I said ...

oh no, they're worth quite a bit more than that my dear ... you might be closer to retirement than you think

DNADave

... What'Chu'talkin'about, Willis?

coindeuce

And I said "did your momma ever use the expression 'life is like a box of chocolates' to you?"

kimber45ACP

$2-$3 each huh? Well, if you dunk 'em all in a bowl full of tarn-x for a couple of days to clean 'em up, I'll take a look
at 'em and see what we can do.

coinman23885

I'll give you $1.50 each; after all, they're heavy and that is a lot of lugging!

(This is not what I would say.)

coinman23885

<< <i>You said, "Sure, in fact I'll give you $5.00 each for them".
(Being the last of the big time spenders that you are.)

So then you get to her house and she pulls out boxes
full of circulated Ike's and SBA's.

But being a man of your word, you hand over thousands
in $4.00 premiums over face and back your pick-up truck
to her door.

She runs off to the Bahamas, and all is well with the world.

The End



~ >>

tradedollarnut

Marry me?

breakdown

And I said, Well, some of the rolls might be worth more than 2 or 3 dollars -- we'll have to go through the coins and see if any have a small, little "CC" on them. The problem with silver dollars was that the government made too many of them and a lot of them just lay around in mint vaults for decades!