Phil felt employees might be getting a little complacent. He thought a little shake-up was in order and decided it was time to rid the company of any slackers.
He went out into the shop and noticed a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. There were workmen everywhere and he wanted them to know that he meant business. He asked the guy “How much money do you make in a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
Phil walked out to the street, found a nearby ATM, made a withdrawal, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Phil watched the guy leave and felt pretty good about himself. He looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Phil felt employees might be getting a little complacent. He thought a little shake-up was in order and decided it was time to rid the company of any slackers.
He went out into the shop and noticed a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing. There were workmen everywhere and he wanted them to know that he meant business. He asked the guy “How much money do you make in a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
Phil walked out to the street, found a nearby ATM, made a withdrawal, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Phil watched the guy leave and felt pretty good about himself. He looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Anyone have @ricko s phone number ? - Let him know I'm outside at his driveway
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."
Cheers, RickO
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Is that a seat on the Dave Mathews tour bus?
rumor says this ride belongs to Mr Bean
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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@1630Boston
Yessssss! 🤣
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USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
I'd guess that is a '64-Half Mustang.
Wall of HONOR transaction list:WonderCoin, CoinFlip, Masscrew, Travintiques, lordmarcovan, Jinx86, Gerard, ElKevvo
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Bonus points as to what pop culture reference those last two lines are.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Cheers, RickO