#LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
My neighbor...She's single and gorgeous, and probably 25 years old. She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work one evening last week.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, have some drinks and make love! Are you busy tonight?"
I almost passed out and stammered, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! Would you watch my dog while I go out?"
A hunter was driving home from a successful day of hunting when he was pulled over by a game warden. The hunter was obliged to open his trunk. The warden counted the birds and was satisfied that the hunter was below the limit, but decided to mess with the hunter. He picked up a duck and jammed his index finger up the duck’s butt. Sniffing his finger he said, “damn that’s an Alabama duck, you gotta Alabama duck license?” The hunter got his wallet and produced an Alabama license. The warden did the same thing to the next duck, ” Damn that’s an Arkansas duck, you gotta Arkansas licence? ” The Hunter produced an Arkansas licence from his wallet. The warden grabbed a couple more ducks and each state he named, the hunter had a licence for. Finally the warden said, ” Damn you surer have a lot knowledge about ducks, do you have any Oregon ducks? “The hunter said, “nah they’re all fat and fancy feathers-not worth my time. The warden then said, ” where you from? ” The hunter bent over and said, “you tell me.”
Comments
Damn it..............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Cheers, RickO
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
My neighbor...She's single and gorgeous, and probably 25 years old. She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work one evening last week.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, have some drinks and make love! Are you busy tonight?"
I almost passed out and stammered, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! Would you watch my dog while I go out?"
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
.........Today is my 43rd. Wedding Anniversary..August 11, 1979!
.......Even if you don't...... I get the joke!!!!! 😵
The commodore 64 was my 1st computer. Of course the only other option was a Radio Shack TRASH 80 LOL
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Death by little white floof... With voiceover.
https://youtube.com/shorts/F-zV0-a90gg?feature=share
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Who likes piano music?
https://youtu.be/CZsCSrsbPGY
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
I had BOTH of those, very early on in my age. (Guess what I do for a living now.
Cant wait to retire.)
A hunter was driving home from a successful day of hunting when he was pulled over by a game warden. The hunter was obliged to open his trunk. The warden counted the birds and was satisfied that the hunter was below the limit, but decided to mess with the hunter. He picked up a duck and jammed his index finger up the duck’s butt. Sniffing his finger he said, “damn that’s an Alabama duck, you gotta Alabama duck license?” The hunter got his wallet and produced an Alabama license. The warden did the same thing to the next duck, ” Damn that’s an Arkansas duck, you gotta Arkansas licence? ” The Hunter produced an Arkansas licence from his wallet. The warden grabbed a couple more ducks and each state he named, the hunter had a licence for. Finally the warden said, ” Damn you surer have a lot knowledge about ducks, do you have any Oregon ducks? “The hunter said, “nah they’re all fat and fancy feathers-not worth my time. The warden then said, ” where you from? ” The hunter bent over and said, “you tell me.”
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
pig leg
peg leg
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Cheers, RickO
The past!
My YouTube Channel
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
DIY engineering & auto repair
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
And you thought you had a bad hair day
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO