Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a Spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the waiter brought our water and silverware, I noticed he also had a spoon in his pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve the soup I asked him, why this spoon? Well, he explained the restaurants owner hired Anderson consultant to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, They concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of silverware. It represents a drop frequency of approximately three spoons per table per hour. If our staff is better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man hours per shift.
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now. I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiters zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?
Oh, certainly! Then he lowered his voice. Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of your, you know what, we can pull it out without touching it in eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.
I asked, after you get it out, how do you put it back?
Well, he whispered, I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Wow.
Smitten with DBLCs.
Cheers, RickO
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Tweeting while you drive
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a Spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the waiter brought our water and silverware, I noticed he also had a spoon in his pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve the soup I asked him, why this spoon? Well, he explained the restaurants owner hired Anderson consultant to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, They concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of silverware. It represents a drop frequency of approximately three spoons per table per hour. If our staff is better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man hours per shift.
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now. I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiters zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?
Oh, certainly! Then he lowered his voice. Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of your, you know what, we can pull it out without touching it in eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.
I asked, after you get it out, how do you put it back?
Well, he whispered, I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.
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Are you ready for some football ?
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Did I read somewhere that if you wreck an electric car that the jaws of life can’t be used to extract you?
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Coolest man cave ever
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Just a trim please
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Just a lack of attention to details or PUMP AND RUN
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Help! I'm in jail! Somebody get me out!
Moving days -- back to school
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Fishing & Boating is an addiction
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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My gift to you.
Young Numismatist
Thanks, I needed that.
For sale ?
I might need that.
Damn it - It doesn't work - Hopefully I'll be home in the morning -
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I think its one to hold the wrench, and five to turn the car.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
We are farmers .
Amber waves of grain.
Chillin In your DIY Pool
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