So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and asks, “Is this whiskey?”
Elmer replies, “Yeth, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”
ok. i said a while back i'd have a nice list of comedic stuff to post here in a list BUT i haven't found anything funny since then!
for some reason it hasn't occurred to me to post these types of vids. there are a bunch of iterations of people from different countries doing/sayings things of members from other countries. i mean, really a lot of different ones, SO, if you have a good demeanor towards mockery, stereotypes and good-hearted, self-deprecating humor, which it kinda seems like you do, you should be able to skim through ones like this and find some decent stuff. (IF you haven't already)
When I was a kid and we vacationed in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, when it got close to dark we would go to the dumps and watch the bear feed. We wouldn't feed them we just watch them go through the garbage. We really enjoyed it, but we didn't know what bears do when they get really hungry.
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ok. i said a while back i'd have a nice list of comedic stuff to post here in a list BUT i haven't found anything funny since then!
for some reason it hasn't occurred to me to post these types of vids. there are a bunch of iterations of people from different countries doing/sayings things of members from other countries. i mean, really a lot of different ones, SO, if you have a good demeanor towards mockery, stereotypes and good-hearted, self-deprecating humor, which it kinda seems like you do, you should be able to skim through ones like this and find some decent stuff. (IF you haven't already)
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.
She said, “Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake.”
So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.
Alice found it in the bathroom … a roll of toilet paper.
She plunked it in and covered it with icing.
The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church. Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home.
When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already been sold.
Alice was beside herself.
The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon.
After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.
Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, “What a beautiful cake!”
Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say,
My new message on my answering machine.... Cheers, RickO
I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.
Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.
Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...
So leave a message when you hear the tone.
I'll call you back someday...
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
It's like saying "theiyr're"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and asks, “Is this whiskey?”
Elmer replies, “Yeth, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”
Where can I get 1 of those? ... asking for a friend.
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Cheers, RickO
some of these are kinda not funny, a lot are poor quality but there are a few good laughs in this one:
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ok. i said a while back i'd have a nice list of comedic stuff to post here in a list BUT i haven't found anything funny since then!
for some reason it hasn't occurred to me to post these types of vids. there are a bunch of iterations of people from different countries doing/sayings things of members from other countries. i mean, really a lot of different ones, SO, if you have a good demeanor towards mockery, stereotypes and good-hearted, self-deprecating humor, which it kinda seems like you do, you should be able to skim through ones like this and find some decent stuff. (IF you haven't already)
enjoy!
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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When I was a kid and we vacationed in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, when it got close to dark we would go to the dumps and watch the bear feed. We wouldn't feed them we just watch them go through the garbage. We really enjoyed it, but we didn't know what bears do when they get really hungry.
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Where is the mouth and the tail?
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They act like they never met an American but rather stay glued to the TV watching our best Hollywood trash.
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I never buy anything raw
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Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.
She said, “Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake.”
So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.
Alice found it in the bathroom … a roll of toilet paper.
She plunked it in and covered it with icing.
The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church. Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home.
When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already been sold.
Alice was beside herself.
The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon.
After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.
Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, “What a beautiful cake!”
Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say,
“Thank you, I baked it myself.”
Cheers, RickO
My new message on my answering machine.... Cheers, RickO
I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.
Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.
Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...
So leave a message when you hear the tone.
I'll call you back someday...
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Scale is everything...
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO