Morris receives a text.
Dear neighbor & hi, Morris.
This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and I’ve been trying to get up the courage to tell you this face-to-face.
When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
-Saul
Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, goes next door, and shoots Saul dead. He returned home and shoots his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul sent before the event.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
A guy goes in for a job interview.
Interviewer asks, "What do you think is your worst fault?"
Applicant replied, "I'm too honest and straightforward."
Interviewer then said, "I don't think that's a fault."
The applicant replied, "I don't give a sh** what you think!"
"Ain't None of Them play like him (Bix Beiderbecke) Yet." Louis Armstrong
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Just a lack of attention to details or PUMP AND RUN
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Help! I'm in jail! Somebody get me out!
Moving days -- back to school
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Fishing & Boating is an addiction
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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My gift to you.
Young Numismatist
Thanks, I needed that.
For sale ?
I might need that.
Damn it - It doesn't work - Hopefully I'll be home in the morning -
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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I think its one to hold the wrench, and five to turn the car.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
We are farmers .
Amber waves of grain.
Chillin In your DIY Pool
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Morris receives a text.
Dear neighbor & hi, Morris.
This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and I’ve been trying to get up the courage to tell you this face-to-face.
When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
-Saul
Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, goes next door, and shoots Saul dead. He returned home and shoots his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul sent before the event.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
Dependable transportation as long as you don't mind the view
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A guy goes in for a job interview.
Interviewer asks, "What do you think is your worst fault?"
Applicant replied, "I'm too honest and straightforward."
Interviewer then said, "I don't think that's a fault."
The applicant replied, "I don't give a sh** what you think!"
Louis Armstrong
Cheers, RickO
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perhaps the manager is an ex-casino employee!
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Cooking on the job-site
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Cheers, RickO
It's All Been Done Before
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https://youtu.be/E4cbmrf0iRA
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eventually we will have posted all of the humor that esists
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Looks like a barbecue ala shopping cart..
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Sometimes things just happen
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I'd be more worried about the exhaust and backfire.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
@JWP
Monkey steals money from toll booth
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Focus on the beagle on the chair in the middle of the room. https://youtu.be/Q9AM9oWgEnQ
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
@JWP I should say "TRAINED' monkey
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trained monkey steals again
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and then
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more @JWP .
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Cheers, RickO
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Using a Hammer Drill during a Power blackout
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