I was in a store using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed... I said, “I’m ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?”
I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him "Sorry, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?"
The policeman replied: "Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it'll take you there in 10 minutes."
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left. Hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there! Why are you still here?"
The policeman asked," I left you 4 hours ago and you haven't boarded the bus?" "Oh don't worry, Mr. Policeman sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!"
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Cheers, RickO
I was in a store using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed... I said, “I’m ok!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?”
I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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DPOTD-3
'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
CU #3245 B.N.A. #428
Don
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Cheers, RickO
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I am proud to announce I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list.
🪣
I have the Bucket.
Cheers, RickO
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Gonna need a bigger bucket!!
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I have one. It works great!
Who needs Acme when you have a friend at the Farmers Market.
Roadrunner ? Never heard of it. You must mean a rumrunner.
In Heinz sight ..🤣
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him "Sorry, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?"
The policeman replied: "Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it'll take you there in 10 minutes."
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left. Hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there! Why are you still here?"
The policeman asked," I left you 4 hours ago and you haven't boarded the bus?" "Oh don't worry, Mr. Policeman sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!"
Cheers, RickO
The address in Emmaus, Pa is a rundown duplex on a country road. A very Hi-Tech manufacturing facility.
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The new corn dog menu item
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GOT MILK
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One of those cats looks very familiar.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
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