A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online chat-room. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mom, and we met at a Cyber café. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, " You've got male!"
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The pharmacist asked me again today for my birthday. I think
she's going to get me something.
And my therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread
social situations. I'm pretty sure she's hitting me.
She also said I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll just
see about that!
The location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house
you can be seen in a robe and slippers before you start looking
like a metal patient.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps keep the
kids in touch.
JUST KIDDING!
I had a really bad day! First, my Ex got run over by a bus. Then, I
got fired as a bus driver.
I keep hearing about bluetooth. I'm going to have to ask my
dentist about this.
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your car's headlights when
it's raining in Sweden. Now, just how am I supposed to know if it's
raining in Sweden?
Did you know... Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm
mad
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied the
survivors of a sinking ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fin showing."
And they did.
"Well done son, now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all first?
Why did we swim around them?"
His wise father said "Because they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first."
...and this just in; Corduroy pillow cases are making headlines...film at eleven.
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True story:
When I wasI'm the Navy stationed in Hawai'i, at Kaneohe MCAB, I was on a city bus going to the Ala Moana mall. At one of the stops along the way, before the Pali Highway, there was a real small park. Everybody on the bus looked at what was going on at the park. There were about a 100 Larpers in full sets of armor. And they were all beating on each other. It was one big free for all.
You see some weird sh×t in the military. And get told some entertaining stories by folks who were in longer than you.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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That brings back memories. I can remember my dad milking cows and doing the same thing for our cats.
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Looks like a circus act! There's not even a drop of milk on the floor!
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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This is what happens when I cook.
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Yeah... I remember those days. The 80's were magical.
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they got it wrong because they circled 3 numbers. it was supposed to just be the 1.
although, depending on how technical one wants to be, there are (2) 1s.
These guys look more like Chevy owners.
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that one is hilarious!
the one with the baby pacifiers with teeth recently was a gas as well.
Were you busted?
Shih Tzu humor https://www.facebook.com/ShihTzuMoments/videos/383379240528300
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
The tendency to perceive a specific, often meaningful,
image of a random or ambiguous visual pass pattern for a touchdown
CUSTOM TIC-TAC FOR SALE !
Low cost fueled,
Lots of extra - essentials
White Out might work...after lunch, ya know.
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Absolutely, the chase was fun, then I let myself be caught n cuffed. 😏😅
Cheers, RickO
A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online chat-room. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mom, and we met at a Cyber café. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, " You've got male!"
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
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That is farging awesome and I want one!!!
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Does it come with an insulin chaser?
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JUST KIDDING!
The pharmacist asked me again today for my birthday. I think
she's going to get me something.
And my therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread
social situations. I'm pretty sure she's hitting me.
She also said I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll just
see about that!
The location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house
you can be seen in a robe and slippers before you start looking
like a metal patient.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps keep the
kids in touch.
JUST KIDDING!
I had a really bad day! First, my Ex got run over by a bus. Then, I
got fired as a bus driver.
I keep hearing about bluetooth. I'm going to have to ask my
dentist about this.
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your car's headlights when
it's raining in Sweden. Now, just how am I supposed to know if it's
raining in Sweden?
Did you know... Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm
mad
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied the
survivors of a sinking ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fin showing."
And they did.
"Well done son, now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all first?
Why did we swim around them?"
His wise father said "Because they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first."
Cheers, RickO
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...and this just in; Corduroy pillow cases are making headlines...film at eleven.
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interior decorating from the 1970s coming to a box store near you
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True story:
When I wasI'm the Navy stationed in Hawai'i, at Kaneohe MCAB, I was on a city bus going to the Ala Moana mall. At one of the stops along the way, before the Pali Highway, there was a real small park. Everybody on the bus looked at what was going on at the park. There were about a 100 Larpers in full sets of armor. And they were all beating on each other. It was one big free for all.
You see some weird sh×t in the military. And get told some entertaining stories by folks who were in longer than you.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.