@ElmerFusterpuck September 18, 2021 11:15AM
said this on a CAC thread gone wild; I just read this thread while on the toilet. Had to call EMS to pry me off the seat plus I had to learn to walk again.
imho this was best comment of the day probably the week, the thread is now CLOSED.
I know where that is. It is an amusement park in Farmington, Utah.
Lagoon! Visited there as a child. Wonder if they still have the huge wood track roller coaster?
Yes, but it is loosing its white color since they don’t paint it anymore.
Lagoon wants 2 'o's, but losing wants only one. Fanny Dooley likes lagoon but doesn't like losing.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
@marcmoish said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
Frog Parking Only! All others will be toad
Grow your own food! We carry seeds for bacon and hot dogs.
Mortician available if you've been scared half to death... twice.
Check into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turn your life around!
So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart, and with an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.
I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got really snarky and retorted, “I knew that. What type of service?”
I said he was a BLD. (By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.)
She asked, “What is a BLD?”
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She responded, “Butt Licking Dog?”
I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
The cashier completely lost it.
If I see something that makes me chuckle, I give it a LOL. If I recall seeing it posted before, no LOL. This thing is 161 pages. Nobody is going to remember what's been posted, nor would I expect them to check.
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Oh My ?
What ?
Even Panda's?
Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
@ElmerFusterpuck September 18, 2021 11:15AM
said this on a CAC thread gone wild;
I just read this thread while on the toilet. Had to call EMS to pry me off the seat plus I had to learn to walk again.
imho this was best comment of the day probably the week, the thread is now CLOSED.
U.S. Type Set
Lagoon wants 2 'o's, but losing wants only one. Fanny Dooley likes lagoon but doesn't like losing.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Pete
But how are you gonna wipe with drooled on wet TP?
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
LMFAO!
A guy limps into Baskin Robins and orders an ice cream cone.
The server asks, crushed nuts?
No just a little arthritis.
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The extra Goomsman!
(From this past weekend)
And this takes the Cake:
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Household tips...
... for whoever cleans:
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming.
You could clean all the rugs without ever realizing the vacuum
was never plugged in.
... for whoever cooks:
Stir some coconut oil into your kale.
I makes it easier to scrape it off your plate and into the trash.
... for whoever is hungry:
If you think you are hungry, you may simply be thirsty.
Have a bottle of wine first, then see how you feel.
Some silly signs
Frog Parking Only! All others will be toad
Grow your own food! We carry seeds for bacon and hot dogs.
Mortician available if you've been scared half to death... twice.
Check into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turn your life around!
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart, and with an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.
I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got really snarky and retorted, “I knew that. What type of service?”
I said he was a BLD. (By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.)
She asked, “What is a BLD?”
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She responded, “Butt Licking Dog?”
I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
The cashier completely lost it.
Carved? I thought those were naturally made likenesses that influenced the voters on who to cast votes for.
Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
You just got ducked, HARD.
LOVE it - reminds me of when I let my ducks out in the snow............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Old posts.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Sometimes it's a great thing to have a bad memory!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
If I see something that makes me chuckle, I give it a LOL. If I recall seeing it posted before, no LOL. This thing is 161 pages. Nobody is going to remember what's been posted, nor would I expect them to check.
Oh, I don't like cats but if I found this one I'd definitely give him/her a home - just too cool looking!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Reminds me of:
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That reminds me of the Partridge family bus.
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Cheers, RickO