A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory".
The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.
The child asks, "What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?"
The Native American states, "eggs."
The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, "how?!"
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!"
@pocketpiececommems said:
Does anyone remember how to make a clothes pin gun using two clothes pins like these. You could shoot kernels of corn with it
We would make ones that would ignite a wooden match as you shot it.
The vids you find on Google only show you how to shoot prelit matches. Ours would ignite the unlit match, and propel it. I don't remember the steps, but if you look hard enough you'll find it.
@pocketpiececommems said:
Does anyone remember how to make a clothes pin gun using two clothes pins like these. You could shoot kernels of corn with it
We used them to shoot Diamond stick matches. If you loaded the match in head first it would ignite the match and launch it about 15'. You really don't need the second clothes pin except to use one of the wooden sections to "cock" the gun made out of the first clothespin.
My first traffic ticket. Texting at a railroad crossing, waiting for the lights to start flashing.
She told me.
" And by a robo cop, right in front of you" ?
Na, she's to smart for that move.
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"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Worked in one of these "full service" stations in the fifties and early sixties. Had to drop what I was doing and run out front to the fuel pumps for nothing every time some **fool kid **stomped on the bell hose. Now I know who it was.
@bearcave said:
The full service gas stations are out of business around here or they are help yourself. 😮
They were around here till the 90's.
There still are a few "Full Service" stations around our area. How else can Old age people get gas in there cars without any hassle?? Thinking this may be the new way to make a million dollar Idea...... link it with a grocery store............... You owe me a finders fee - LOL!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
There was no inside store of any kind, does yours have inside store? The people came out of a little building and filled your vehicle with gas, checked the wiper fluid and cleaned the windshield. The gas stations are all out of business now. If they linked to a grocery store they might have stayed! 🤑
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A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory".
The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.
The child asks, "What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?"
The Native American states, "eggs."
The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, "how?!"
The Native replies, "scrambled."
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!"
"Be out of your way in a second".
Proceed.
You don't know the half of it.
And that's that.
Looks like a cat smoking!
Mental note. Park truck far away.
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These days are gone forever!
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Does anyone remember how to make a clothes pin gun using two clothes pins like these. You could shoot kernels of corn with it
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We would make ones that would ignite a wooden match as you shot it.
The vids you find on Google only show you how to shoot prelit matches. Ours would ignite the unlit match, and propel it. I don't remember the steps, but if you look hard enough you'll find it.
We used them to shoot Diamond stick matches. If you loaded the match in head first it would ignite the match and launch it about 15'. You really don't need the second clothes pin except to use one of the wooden sections to "cock" the gun made out of the first clothespin.
My first traffic ticket. Texting at a railroad crossing, waiting for the lights to start flashing.
She told me.
" And by a robo cop, right in front of you" ?
Na, she's to smart for that move.
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What are Ye up too, now ? Come out from behind there.
That lantern's spitting allover the other ones. Wow, its trained to put out fires?
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@emeraldATV Just when I though your posts couldn't any more weirder.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I have one of those in my side! Very funny!
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Ingenious. It appears they tied off the stepladder to the extension ladder.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Me too! 😂
And they checked your oil and air pressure, and washed your windshield.
Worked in one of these "full service" stations in the fifties and early sixties. Had to drop what I was doing and run out front to the fuel pumps for nothing every time some **fool kid **stomped on the bell hose. Now I know who it was.
If you put 15 gallons in, you would still get money back from a fiver.
The full service gas stations are out of business around here or they are help yourself. 😮
They were around here till the 90's.
There still are a few "Full Service" stations around our area. How else can Old age people get gas in there cars without any hassle?? Thinking this may be the new way to make a million dollar Idea...... link it with a grocery store............... You owe me a finders fee - LOL!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
There was no inside store of any kind, does yours have inside store? The people came out of a little building and filled your vehicle with gas, checked the wiper fluid and cleaned the windshield. The gas stations are all out of business now. If they linked to a grocery store they might have stayed! 🤑
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And a soda glass or some other free item each time you filled up.
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