The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS Auditor: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Boat Owner: Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the “mentally challenged” guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.
IRS Auditor: That's the guy I want to talk to - the “mentally challenged” one.
Boat Owner: That would be me. What would you like to know?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, "I'll have 1/2 a beer"
The second says, "I'll have a 1/4 of a beer"
The third says, "I'll have 1/8 of a beer"
The forth says, "I'll have 1/16 of a beer"
The bartender interrupted and said, "Just wait a minute. You guys need to know your limits" and he pours them 1 beer
Sometimes I feel sorry for my kids for having a father that likes dad jokes and works in the technology sector. Well, not really. It's payback for all the 2AM feedings, "Don't make me stop this car" road trips, and "Remember, you're in college to get an education, not to party" discussions.
I like that one @Oldhoopster
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In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
I was visiting the cemetery and couldn't help noticing a man kneeling in front of a gravestone...clasping his hands and sobbing... I went a bit closer and could hear what the man was saying...
"Why did you have to die???" he was repeating, "Why did you have to die???"
Feeling that I ought to do something to alleviate the man's obvious distress I laid a hand on the his shoulder saying gently..."Was it someone you loved very much???"
The man looked up at me and said..."No...I never met him... He was my wife's first husband..."
@1630Boston said:
I like that one @Oldhoopster
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In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
@1630Boston said:
I like that one @Oldhoopster
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In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
@1630Boston said:
I like that one @Oldhoopster
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In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
1630Boston is clearly trying to get this thread shut down.
In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
That's actually a pretty good book and it's an easy read. I'd recommend it to a new collector.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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Frankly Ben,
That's not your seat. And pick up your marbles.
Let's go deer. It's getting closer.
Where's Bambie and Thumper? Or...OoooK, this is a drill, rite.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS Auditor: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
Boat Owner: Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the “mentally challenged” guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.
IRS Auditor: That's the guy I want to talk to - the “mentally challenged” one.
Boat Owner: That would be me. What would you like to know?
Cheers, RickO
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, "I'll have 1/2 a beer"
The second says, "I'll have a 1/4 of a beer"
The third says, "I'll have 1/8 of a beer"
The forth says, "I'll have 1/16 of a beer"
The bartender interrupted and said, "Just wait a minute. You guys need to know your limits" and he pours them 1 beer
Sometimes I feel sorry for my kids for having a father that likes dad jokes and works in the technology sector. Well, not really. It's payback for all the 2AM feedings, "Don't make me stop this car" road trips, and "Remember, you're in college to get an education, not to party" discussions.
I like that one @Oldhoopster
.
In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
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I was visiting the cemetery and couldn't help noticing a man kneeling in front of a gravestone...clasping his hands and sobbing... I went a bit closer and could hear what the man was saying...
"Why did you have to die???" he was repeating, "Why did you have to die???"
Feeling that I ought to do something to alleviate the man's obvious distress I laid a hand on the his shoulder saying gently..."Was it someone you loved very much???"
The man looked up at me and said..."No...I never met him... He was my wife's first husband..."
This takes me back 45 years. Some of my favorite undergraduate classes were in real analysis and point-set topology.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
🤔
Huh?
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1630Boston is clearly trying to get this thread shut down.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Reminds me of the time I invented the grape jelly and sour cream taco. It was surprisingly terrible.
Smitten with DBLCs.
I don't recommend it - never met anybody that can outrun a 9mm.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
If he could find it.
Sure he can - it's right next to the Snickers bar
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
In mathematics, a limit is the value that a function (or sequence) approaches as the input (or index) approaches some value. Limits are essential to calculus and mathematical analysis, and are used to define continuity, derivatives, and integrals. The concept of a limit of a sequence is further generalized to the concept of a limit of a topological net, and is closely related to limit and direct limit in category theory.
Yeah, that's right, so?.................
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I need that book!! 😮 😉
That's actually a pretty good book and it's an easy read. I'd recommend it to a new collector.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Pete
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...