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  • Smudge
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    @WAYNEAS said:

    Wayne

    Now prove that the Pope is Catholic.

  • Shane6596
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  • pocketpiececommems
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    @JWP said:

    Looks like our high school pole vault and high jump pit

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  • Rollerman
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    Supposedly a true story: A guy who was not up to date on things like WTF or LOL, thought that LOL meant "lots of Love". He sent an email to an out of state relative expressing sympathy for the lose of his father....but he closed it with LOL. Oops!

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  • BJandTundra
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    @pocketpiececommems said:

    @JWP said:

    Looks like our high school pole vault and high jump pit

    I just wish our vault and jump pits had that much cushion in them. 2 1/2 foot pile of damp sawdust. And you were picking it out of your clothes (think Underwear) for days.

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  • logger7
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    Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming
    back... and don't ask Y.
    The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah let
    only animals on his ark.
    Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than
    men actually spend thinking.
    Joe: Yesterday, my wife ran off with my best friend Mike.
    Al: Since when is Mike your best friend?
    Joe: Since yesterday.
    Whenever my wife is in the house singing, I'm sitting outside on
    the porch... so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.

  • ricko
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    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

    Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way."

    Cheers, RickO

  • ricko
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    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: 'Rest in Peace.'
    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied:
    'Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this - somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying: 'Congratulations on your new location!''

    Cheers, RickO

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  • Lazybones
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    Things I didn’t Learn In Hebrew School:

    • The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.
    • Where there's smoke, there may be salmon.
    • No meal is complete without leftovers.
    • According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants.
    • A shmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing.
    • You need ten men for a minion, but only four in polyester pants and white shoes for pinochle.
    • One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
    • After the destruction of the Second temple, God created Katz's.
    • Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
    • Never take a front row seat at a Bris.
    • Next year in Jerusalem. And the year after that, how about a nice cruise?
    • Never leave a restaurant empty handed.
    • Spring forward, fall back, winters in Boca.
    • WASP's leave and never say good bye; Jews say good bye and never leave.
    • Always whisper the names of diseases.
    • If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.
    • The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate side of the street parking is suspended.
    • Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
    • If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can afford it, make sure to tell everybody what you paid.
    • Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Lexus and eating dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon in Florida.

    USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.

  • JWP
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  • PerryHall
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    @JWP said:

    That might work with pre-1982 copper cents but I wouldn't trust zinc cents for use as a washer.

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • 1630Boston
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    edited March 7, 2023 8:47AM
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  • Smudge
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    @PerryHall said:

    @JWP said:

    That might work with pre-1982 copper cents but I wouldn't trust zinc cents for use as a washer.

    Unless you like replacing washers.

  • marcmoish
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    edited March 7, 2023 7:14PM
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  • JWP
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  • JWP
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    It is ADA approved also.

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  • ricko
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    Cheers, RickO

  • Smudge
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    @JWP said:

    Push the faster friend down.

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  • JWP
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    This might not turn out good

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