The forum needs a little humor.

@JWP said:

The gas is always better from the other side of the the gas pumps

And they actually let them vote.

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said. "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."

Cheers, RickO

Years ago, my dad would get a fresh, uncirculated stack of $20 bills and take them to a printer he dealt with. The printer would add a cardboard backing and gum the edge like a notepad. Dad would go into a store, pull this out of his pocket, peel off a $20 and hand it to the cashier to pay. He would stand there with a straight face and act like nothing was unusual. The reactions were priceless.

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
Then they ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."

Cheers, RickO

Cheers, RickO