A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,

'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'

The grandmother, in her weak tremulous voice said, ''Norma Findlay, Room 302.'

The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse told me that Norma is doing very well.. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work is normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'

The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'

The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'

The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me s**t.'

Cheers, RickO

JUST KIDDING!

Word play
Atheism is a not-for-prophet organization.
I went to a bookstore and asked a salesperson, "Where's the Selfhelp section?" To which she replied,"If I told you, it would defeat
the purpose."
What if there were no hypothetical questions? Hm-m-m.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

Flying high!
On a recent overseas flight there was an incident.
An attendant made the announcement: "Passengers. Our
catering crew miscounted, and, though our flight is full, they
delivered only 80 dinners. We are asking those of you who are
not hungry to give up your meal so we can feed those who are.
"As a thank you, we are offering passengers who give up their
dinner free unlimited drinks for the remainder of the flight."
Two hours later the attendant came back on and announced:
"If anybody is hungry, we still have 80 dinners available."