I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get some relief. After he came home she'd start right in on him again.
After several weeks went by, he came home early one Friday night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was home early. He told her, "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight."
His wife became furious and started to give him hell. She said, "Just how could you do such a thing!?"
He replied, "It was the hardest thing I ever done... I had to fold with four aces."
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
A long-time nurse at a Texas hospital was taking a newly-hired nurse on a tour of the hospital.
They stopped at a small room where a man was lying in a bed with a large bandage on his foot.
The nurse said that the man had been bitten by a rattlesnake and was going home later that day.
The pair proceeded to the next room where several men were lying in beds with bandages on their feet, arms, and one on his head.
The nurse explained that these men had shot at rattlesnakes.
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I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
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Perice pressure ? Die clash ?
Franklin...maybe, but not him.
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A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get some relief. After he came home she'd start right in on him again.
After several weeks went by, he came home early one Friday night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was home early. He told her, "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight."
His wife became furious and started to give him hell. She said, "Just how could you do such a thing!?"
He replied, "It was the hardest thing I ever done... I had to fold with four aces."
Cheers, RickO
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
What if you already fit into several of these?
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I'm not a currency expert, but this just doesn't look right. However, the tape job is real professional though
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@Steven59 .... I have seen that cactus.... Cheers, RickO
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Got a txt with this link today from my brother. His grandson made a video. Kinda funny to me.
https://youtube.com/shorts/W2l5HrkjDs0?feature=share
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