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The soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying:
"Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others.
Cheers, RickO
This is something that was done on MAS*H with Hoss from Bonanza's son as the guy returning the pictures.
Carl Cox, an elderly man from Green Bay, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Carl opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said, "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
Carl replied, "Okay" and hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Cox residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Carl, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Carl said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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This is something that was done on MAS*H with Hoss from Bonanza's son as the guy returning the pictures.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
That's waferboard, much cheaper and not as good as plywood!
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Cheers, RickO
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So we got the bus out of the wreckage and here’s some of the damage.
Decided to take it to the only mechanic in our rural little valley.
You can see the humor if you’re a VW person ( no emissions).
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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Kennedys are my quest...
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Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )
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This reminds me of the character in The Outlaw Josey Wales selling his special elixir, and Josie spits his chaw on his lapel.
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Car 54 where are...
There you are.
Jeepers creepers where did you get that monster peeper?
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It reminds me of me driving with my wife as the co-pilot🙈
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Carl Cox, an elderly man from Green Bay, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Carl opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."
Then the police dispatcher said, "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
Carl replied, "Okay" and hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Cox residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Carl, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Carl said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"