@JWP said:
Sounds like a discussion we had on this forum just a few days ago. Some Like It Hot some don't.🤐
if you see the thread, will you @ me here or in that thread. i searched and looked for it a few different methods but didn't turn up anything under "Some Like It Hot." t.i.a.
I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
Truely one of several, awesome benefits of this forum. Sometimes I look back and gain a whole new perspective as what had been shared starts to take hold 😉🙀🦫
Along the same line as this one. I pick up a lot of Walnuts. When I take a pickup load in (500-800 pounds hulled) there is always someone that will come up and watch me unloading and will ask “where did you find all of those Walnuts?” The workers know what I’m going to say. Under a Walnut tree 😎.
After a day of fishing at a nearby island, Bob was on his way home. No sooner had he crossed the bridge to the mainland, that he saw a policeman following him with his lights flashing. Bob pulled over, like a good citizen.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going, boy?"
Bob thought for a second and said, "Uhh, 60?"
"67 mph, son! 67 mph in a 55 zone!" said the cop.
"But if you already knew, officer" replied Bob, "why did you ask me?"
Fuming over Bob's answer, the officer growled, in his normal sarcastic fashion, "That's speeding and you're getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good close look at Bob, in his stained fishing attire and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why, I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"
Bob answered, "I've got a job! I have a good, well-paying job!"
The cop leaned in the window, smelling Bob's fish catch, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher!" replied Bob.
"What did you say, boy?" asked the patrolman.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!" repeated Bob.
The cop, scratching his head, asked, "What does a rectum stretcher do?"
Bob explained, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."
The cop, absorbed with these bizarre images in his mind, asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
Bob nonchalantly answered, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!"
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Sounds like a discussion we had on this forum just a few days ago. Some Like It Hot some don't.🤐
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if you see the thread, will you @ me here or in that thread. i searched and looked for it a few different methods but didn't turn up anything under "Some Like It Hot." t.i.a.
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I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Truely one of several, awesome benefits of this forum. Sometimes I look back and gain a whole new perspective as what had been shared starts to take hold 😉🙀🦫
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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Along the same line as this one. I pick up a lot of Walnuts. When I take a pickup load in (500-800 pounds hulled) there is always someone that will come up and watch me unloading and will ask “where did you find all of those Walnuts?” The workers know what I’m going to say. Under a Walnut tree 😎.
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Cheers, RickO
After a day of fishing at a nearby island, Bob was on his way home. No sooner had he crossed the bridge to the mainland, that he saw a policeman following him with his lights flashing. Bob pulled over, like a good citizen.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going, boy?"
Bob thought for a second and said, "Uhh, 60?"
"67 mph, son! 67 mph in a 55 zone!" said the cop.
"But if you already knew, officer" replied Bob, "why did you ask me?"
Fuming over Bob's answer, the officer growled, in his normal sarcastic fashion, "That's speeding and you're getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good close look at Bob, in his stained fishing attire and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why, I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"
Bob answered, "I've got a job! I have a good, well-paying job!"
The cop leaned in the window, smelling Bob's fish catch, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher!" replied Bob.
"What did you say, boy?" asked the patrolman.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!" repeated Bob.
The cop, scratching his head, asked, "What does a rectum stretcher do?"
Bob explained, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."
The cop, absorbed with these bizarre images in his mind, asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
Bob nonchalantly answered, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!"
Cheers, RickO
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Coolest bird ever!
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
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