Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 🤷
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.. 🤷
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ️
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ️
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ‼
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer. “You can sit in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, sir, I just wanted to say—““I told you to stay quiet! You’re going to jail!” A couple of hours later the officer checked in on the man and said, “You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets back.” “I doubt that,” answered the prisoner. “I’m the groom.”
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🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
i already posted one MAYBE two by critical drinker but really, this one has be just crackin' up
really for movie fans that like mockery of pretty much all movies, especially hollywood regurgitation (a lot of it)
Ahhhhhhhhh ! Truck !
No. A Portapizzarea
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A...soda pop ?
No. A Peppermint Party Favor.
Someone call the Sheriff .
The Monet has been stolen.
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I think that they come in bigger planes sometimes
Lafayette Grading Set
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🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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Wow, I thought Starbucks was kinda pricey. $3.55 for a donut and I hope it didn't have a hole in it. 🍩😬
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Only in This Stupid World ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 🤷
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.. 🤷
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ️
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ️
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ‼
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
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Bicycling, well that...CyC...anyone can do it.
Ben Franklin
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Supply chain issues.
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Origin of monkeypox?
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Bastiat
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer. “You can sit in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, sir, I just wanted to say—““I told you to stay quiet! You’re going to jail!” A couple of hours later the officer checked in on the man and said, “You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets back.” “I doubt that,” answered the prisoner. “I’m the groom.”
Cheers, RickO