The forum needs a little humor.

Wayne

Cheers, RickO

A married man confessed he always read his wife's horoscope in
the newspaper to find out what kind of day he was going to have.

A man walked into an auto parts store and asked if they sold
dipsticks. Turns out, he needed something longer because the
one that came with his car didn't reach his oil anymore.

Next time you're sitting someplace public and a stranger sits down
next to you, stare straight ahead and ask, in a hushed tone, "Did
you bring the money?"

When you ask me what I'm doing today, and I say, "Nothing," that
doesn't mean I'm free. It means I'm doing NOTHING. Period!

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service some of the cows right away, and within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows.

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him…but they sorta taste like peppermint...

@Steven59 said:

Is tin magnetic?

@ricko said:

Cheers, RickO

Ain't that the dang truth.

Wayne

When your son tests you as a target, oops!😆