have any of you seen this whole skit? tried to find it. she gets arrested and has to go house to house in her neighborhood to tell people she is a animal predator or something. flippin hilarious. forgot about it til just a min ago.
An old man was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,.......
"And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
The old man had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, he had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand.
The old man had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My.....but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." said the nurse.
At this point, the old man snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,........
"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted ...!
The old ma just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD MEN!!!!
At night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
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have any of you seen this whole skit? tried to find it. she gets arrested and has to go house to house in her neighborhood to tell people she is a animal predator or something. flippin hilarious. forgot about it til just a min ago.
silverman dog predator
this is an ALL-TIME classic. you're welcome
tom - aliens warning earth
first time i saw this one, i was in tears laughing. there is another one about chili dogs or something. great stuff.
drew carey police rain spend money
The greatest Star Wars parody of all time...
https://youtu.be/WYOSZwe8Ibk
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Another great parody...
https://youtu.be/voJ6-Tyn0Do
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Can't be, no mustard stains.
"Don't give me no lip.
It comes off with soap and water, he says"?
Advertising ? Now I have a target...Swat, lol.
It sure has been refreshing while you have evidently been on vacation! Are you sure you don't want to go back and extend your stay?
Potential tooth ache
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For the man that has everything, a place where he can smoke his Boston Butt and have a cold one at the same time.
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Stop opening his crap. When you post something on his posts then they are shown. I have him blocked so he is grayed out.
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An old man was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,.......
"And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
The old man had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, he had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand.
The old man had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
"My.....but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." said the nurse.
At this point, the old man snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying,........
"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted ...!
The old ma just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD MEN!!!!
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
DIY pot farming - maybe I read the wrong book
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Cheers, RickO
Wrong one shees, here ye go
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This makes the beginning of the Fellowship of the Ring a little better.
https://youtu.be/WD8Eqq2jvTI
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
At night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.